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prodigal swine - cell phone zombie lyrics

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(one, two, three, four)
[intro]

[verse 1]
when i first called brenda on her cell phone (h+llo!)
i couldn’t understand her grunts and her groans
she would stalk me with a thousand texts
said she was hungry for my flesh

[verse 2]
when we met up for our first date
that’s when i noticed her hobbling gait
she lurched up to me and to my surprise
she had lifeless and bloodshot eyes

[chorus]
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love, i’m in love with a cell phone zombie

[verse 3]
she’s a diva, she’s a vixen, she’s a p+ssycat
she’s a wookie, she’s a cretin, she’s a vampire bat
i think i’ll bring her home to meet my mommy
oh my god! oh my god! she’s a cell phone zombie!
[chorus]
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love, i’m in love with a cell phone zombie

[verse 4]
now there was one thing that made me nervous
she always had such great cell phone service
her wi+fi hotspot was in her head
this chick was high tech, this chick was undead

[verse 5]
now i know that beauty is only skin deep (uh+huh!)
so i looked past her rotting skin and ugly t++th. (hey!)
wrote a love letter, some of my best prose
she was so moved she bit off my nose
(tasty, delicious)

[chorus]
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love, i’m in love with a cell phone zombie

[verse 6]
she’s a diva, she’s a vixen, she’s a p+ssycat
she’s a wookie, she’s a cretin, she’s a vampire bat
i think i’ll bring her home to meet my mommy
oh my god! oh my god! she’s a cell phone zombie!
[chorus]
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love with a cell phone zombie (zombie)
i’m in love, i’m in love with a cell phone zombie

[outro]
(one, two, three, four!)
i’m in love with a cell phone (cell phone) zombie
i’m in love with a cell phone (cell phone) zombie
i’m in love with a cell phone (cell phone) zombie
i’m in love with a cell phone (cell phone) zombie
(one, two, three, four! i love you!)

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