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professor elemental - one too many lyrics

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[verse 1]
i had a hundred things that i’d got to do
dropping lp’s to get a hot review
but i was sleeping on stage, got the sloppiest moves
i was rotten, in days i’d not got to snooze

it’s a problem, i’m dizzy, i’ve got the blues
what to do? i’m to busy, can’t stop to choose!
now, my prophligator engine is a possible route
it needs a polish and repair but i’ve got the tools

trow in a posh pith and some proper shoes
parts of a pocket watch and a little glob of glue
pull some kn-bs, power up, not got a lot to lose
in a flash, prof two, what astronomic views!

he even looks the same as me (prof #2) how do you do?
(prof) i’m you! (prof #2) you’re me? (prof) there’s no stopping you!
(prof #2) no stopping me? (prof) come on, you, we’ve got a lot to do!

[chorus]
there was just one professor, made a couple more professors
then they doubled the professors, now there’s hundreds everywhere
and everyone wants to make a new one, steady
this might just be one professor too many!

there was just one professor, made a couple more professors
then they doubled the professors, now there’s hundreds everywhere
and everyone wants to make a new one, steady
this might just be one professor too many!

[verse 2]
being me can be a burden that many don’t know
getting to every show with the heaviest load
but now there’s two to flow with intelligent [?]
we can do it all, instead he said (prof #2) no!

you’re too big headed, always ready to crow
i will obey you everywhen and whatever you know
i know and my machine is remeasured to grow
a hundred new professors already in rows!

(prof) my god, a hundred mes, i’d have never said so
but they’re all here to see, fresh as a lemony [?]
from my legendary knees to my plentiful nose
they’re identical, but then again you never know

the machine’s overloaded, it’s already going to blow
what a lot of scruffy sods, stop stepping on my toes
and breaking my inventions, then messing up my shows
and rioting and wrestling already come to blows!

[chorus]
there was just one professor, made a couple more professors
then they doubled the professors, now there’s hundreds everywhere
and everyone wants to make a new one, steady
this might just be one professor too many!

there was just one professor, made a couple more professors
then they doubled the professors, now there’s hundreds everywhere
and everyone wants to make a new one, steady
this might just be one professor too many!

[verse 3]
i feel as exposed as a nudist’s hip
i’ve got a plan, time to go through with it
see, making the best me left me bruised a bit
what we need to see is an imperfect duplicate

am imperfect me, profit me my lucid bits
who never gets it wrong, who wears a suit that fits
h-llo professor zero! (prof #0) oh, you stupid twit
i can’t believe my creator’s such a foolish git

you goon, get my all on this unusual list
by elemental reconnector we’ll conclude this bit
(prof) i get my duplicate tools and my glueing bit
now here’s rue, but i’ll do it to get through this twit

he creates a huge rave that blooms through the mist
shoots a professor, now they don’t exist
he points at me (prof 0) you guy, you, you won’t soon be missed
(prof) there’s a boom, a backfire, and my duplicate!

[outro]
when he shoots through the roof, all i had to do was this:
retune his ray gun with my foolishness
you see, over eager egos is a proven risk
and perfection is a myth, be glad that you exist

- professor elemental lyrics

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