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psychostick - bruce campbell lyrics

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[verse 1]
bruce campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screen
all the other actors just degrade his n0ble scenes
the oscars should award him for his wondrous career
hold a town parade for him with each movie premiere

[chorus 1]
bruce campbell (bruce campbell)
we’re gonna be best friends
gonna come to your house and watch hercules
from season 1 till the end
i’ll hand you everything i own
and you’ll sign it all for me
then we’ll start rehearsing for
cave alien 3

[verse 2]
bruce lorne campbell should be offered every lead
imagine him as spider-man, a finer choice indeed
casablanca could’ve been improved if campbell would’ve said
here’s lookin’ at you…you primitive screw-head

[chorus 2]
bruce campbell (bruce campbell)
dert dert da dert dert dert
gonna come to your house and put xena on
and not sleep till it’s done
i got the whole box set for
brisco county, too
i love you and to prove it’s true
i’m gonna play a kazoo

[kazoo solo]

[verse 3]
bruce “ash” campbell is a truly stellar man
he bravely fought the deadites but a chainsaw took his hand
coincidentally, i have one i barely ever use
i’ll saw it off and ship it to the charming, handsome bruce

[chorus 3]
bruce campbell (bruse campbell)
i need the measurements for your chin
gonna get me a jawbone implant
and i’m gonna be your twin
then i’ll get me a tattoo of your face
and put it right on my…face
then we’ll fly into outer sp-ce and…
hey bruce, where are you going?

[chorus 4]
bruce campbell (gonna find you)
you can’t hide from me
i found your house on google maps
and just watched you go pee
when i find you, i’m gonna clone you
take your dna against your will
i’ll make 8,000 bruce campbells
to build bruce campbellville
bruce!

- psychostick lyrics

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