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puffy dee - joe blow lyrics

joe blow, a+what, a+what
joe+joe, a+what do ya know
joe blow, a+what, a+what
joe, a+what, a+what do ya know

what do ya know, joe blow
talking all the same stuff as a year ago
he’s so full of baloney they should call him oscar mayer
but they call him joe blow, the ultimate liar
the knucklehead, his brain must be dead
how else could you explain some of the stuff he said
like the time for example he said got a job
but come on, who would hire that lazy slob
[?] to be a hoax
another one of joe blow’s stupid jokes
he never had a job and he never got paid
he never had a girl and he never got laid
joe blow exists for just one purpose
act like a clown right out the circus
just say his name and the girls get nervous
he’d be walkin’ ’round talkin’ ’bout his cousin named curtis
joe blow is known from maine to albuquerque
he’s so full of stuffin’ he sure is a turkey
every time you seen him he’d be in the same clothes
if you ask he’ll tell you that you better ask your nose
doesn’t have any sense, he said “later alligator”
he’s so dumb he thinks that chilly means in the ‘frigerator
he even think that def mean that you can’t hear
he’s been nominated twice for knucklehead of the year

joe blow, a+what do ya know
a+what, a+what do ya know
joe blow, a+what do ya know
a+what, a+what, a+what do ya know

this girl went on a date with him, she must have felt sorry
poor joe blow, the subject of the story
she said he didn’t have a penny in his pocket
he took her to the train and at the turnstile said to hop it
they hopped it and a cop did what a cop is paid to do
he gave them both a trip to precinct number 32
when they got to the precinct, the scene was a mess
they said “how do you plead?,” and he said “self+defense”
so the cop just scratched his head and said “i’ll let you go”
the only crime you’re guilty of is being dumb joe blow
and if being dumb as you are was a crime
you’d be locked in rikers island doing serious time

joe blow, a+what do ya know
a+what, a+what, a+what do ya know
joe blow, a+what do ya know
a+what, a+what, a+what do ya know

what do ya know, joe blow
he got him a girl and the name’s jane doe
took her to a jam down at the disco
didn’t pay at the door, sneaked in the window
sit her down with his hands in the pockets of his pants
you know his girl had to ask him to dance
she should have known that she was asking for trouble
’cause joe blow dances like barney rubble
a+this is the proof and the undisputed truth
is never let the guy near a dj booth
he got on the set and people left the club
because the dj [?] stop and go
first the beat would rock, then the beat would stop
he even made the hits sound like the flops
now you think you heard it all, a+just watch this
jane doe went off on a serious diss
she said “i’m really fed up, [?]”
he couldn’t make ’em dance or even make them get up
you can’t sing, rap, dance, dj, or pose
from magazines or videos
you rap like reynolds, sing like a canary
and when you try to dance you look like a fairy
dj like bambaataa? you can’t win, you gotta
when you get on the set, it’s like welcome back, kotter
you’re wet like water, and someone oughta
tell you “act like a man,” now somebody thoughta
what do ya know, joe blow
he didn’t hear none of that, his ears are under his hat

joe blow, a+what do ya know
a+what, a+what do ya know
joe blow, joe blow
joe blow, a+what do ya know

well what do ya know, joe blow
acting like a city boy in a rodeo
so he hooks up his mic and he starts to go
his mouth is working so fast and his brain so slow
he opens up his mouth and he tried to work it
mic blew up ’cause they had a short circuit
the crowd, they booed and n0body clapped
but he didn’t care, he told them they was wack
he kept saying he’s a [?] from way back
a+but the people in the place got mad and attacked
they chased him out the booth and off the stage
they chased him out the door in a furious rage
and now joe blow’s back being strange
acting his shoe size and now his age
he’s back on the block in the same old spot
you think i’m talking [?]? well i’m not
24/7, 365
there ain’t no denying he’s all the way jive

well what do ya know, joe blow
talking all the same stuff as a year ago
a+what do ya know, joe blow
talking all the same stuff as a year ago
a+what do ya know, joe blow
talking all the same stuff as a year ago
a+what do ya know

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