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punchline - the dane song lyrics

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he’s a friend you can depend on for a smile,
everyday or even just once in a while.
the man, we sung about in the van.
all the girls agree that he is pretty sweet.
got a ticket once for p-ssing in the street,
but he just really needed to pee.

if i could i would take his face and make it famous,
he’s a real celebrity…or at least he is to me.

he wore a megadeth shirt, he went with me to concerts,
he had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car
i met him in the sixth grade, in webster i was afraid,
cause once he said to me “run” and when i started running he shot me with a bb gun.

he’s my only friend that i am taller than.
yet everyday he takes a flinstone’s vitamin,
he says, his favorite ones are the red.
he’s a friend and a musician and a ref,
listens to heavy music loud and one day he’ll be deaf,
oh well….he won’t need hearing in h-ll.

if i could i would take his face and make it famous,
he’s a real celebrity…or at least he is to me.

he wore a megadeth shirt, he went with me to concerts,
he had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car.
i met him in the sixth grade, in webster i was afraid,
cause once he said to me “run” and when i started running he shot me with a bb gun.

if i could i would take his face and make it famous,
he’s a real celebrity and he gets into the shows for free.
he’s a friend like a friend should be.

plays b-ss in a band and he hangs out with the shrimpman,
drinks until he’s silly every single friday at tequila willie’s.
if you’re looking for a good time you can find him online.
ask me for his screen name.
and so ends my shout out to my very good friend dane.



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