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pup punk - 69 things lyrics

[chorus]
69 things i’ve put my d-ck in
69 things i f-cked
life gets hard when your d-ck’s got scars
cause your d-ck keeps getting stuck

[verse 1]
i put my d-ck in spaghetti, it didn’t look pretty
too much garlic, my rotini got smelly
some creamy, some chunky
had a peanut b-tter phase but i never f-cked honey
some long hair, my lawn chair
stuffed animal ric flair
a poster, a toaster
a george foreman roaster
a record, a leopard
i put it inside a dead german shepherd
that one was messed up
sometimes i regret stuff
should’ve just stuck my d-ck inside a bottle of ketchup
a mattress, a cactus
my hand to get practice
a bowl of warm water
yeah my d-ck is a baptist

[chorus]
69 things i’ve put my d-ck in
69 things i f-cked
life gets hard when your d-ck’s got scars
cause your d-ck keeps getting stuck

[verse 2]
i put my d-ck in the door of a lincoln
the glove that was used to nicole simpson
i used my c-ck to go golf then got tossed
then f-cked a signed cd from sarah mclachlan
i put my wiener in some all purpose cleaner
a beaver, not a girl but an actual beaver
a melon, a felon
a kitten, a mitten
a needle, a beatle
a hoagie, my homie

[chorus]
69 things i’ve put my d-ck in
69 things i f-cked
life gets hard when your d-ck’s got scars
cause your d-ck keeps getting stuck

[bridge]
so that’s 30 dirty things that i’ve done with my dong
i know you’re probably thinking the list ain’t that long
for them 39 haters that think my math’s wrong
i’ve got some bad news, i f-cked all of your moms

[outro chorus]
69 things i’ve put my d-ck in
69 things i f-cked
life gets hard when your d-ck’s got scars
cause your d-ck keeps getting stuck
69 things i’ve put my d-ck in
69 things i f-cked
life gets hard when your d-ck’s got scars
cause your d-ck keeps getting…
your d-ck keeps getting stuck

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