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purplelance - fd rap wrong version lyrics

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so they’re finally here, it’s been a long time
they’re bringing you a brand new rhyme
you loved them all in x5 s4
and i bet you’re wonderin’ why are they now?

huh! fd! fandom days!

he’s the leader of the bunch, you know his name
but behind the scenes, he’s not the same
after drv3, he got into guns
now he hunts endangered species just for fun
but his galaxy gun still fires in spurts
if he shoots you, you’ll probably die

he’s older, meaner, and wealthier too
he’s the first member of the fd crew
huh! fd! he loves guns!

ashley’s back, so listen up, dudes
she can shrink in size to suit her mood
now you may have heard that the bees are dying
well, the truth about ashley is horrifying!

she’s k!lling all the bees!
she’s k!lling all the bees!
we don’t know why, but she’s k!lling all the bees
she can float through the air and climb up trees
but ashley’s a murderer of bees!
fd! goodbye bees

he has a funny face, his limbs are long
but mark never felt like he belonged
he earned a degree in a college town
and decided to work as a s+x ed goth
now he has a p+n+s puppet and a v+lv+ puppet too
and he’ll give a creepy lecture just for you
huh! fd!
(mark: just for you)

and next up, bert wily hits the stage
just like gary coleman, he does not age
his face is youthful like peter pan’s
but he’s a bitter old b+st+rd who hates his fans
he’s angry! h+rny! libido’s wild!
but women won’t date him ’cause he looks like a child
that might explain his job which you won’t forget
he log in for in baraag.net
huh! fd! he needs love!

and then there’s rei
he’s dead

huh!
fd! rei’s dead!
fd! now the song is over!

come on, david! take me to the fridge!
david? aw man, david’s dead too!
david’s in the fridge!
oh, oh no!
wow! that’s terrible!

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