pinkard bowden – the universal adjective song lyrics
i guess i must’ve learned that word
when i was just a child
but how the f-ck would i know
it would drive my teachers wild
it just seemed so descriptive
when i read it off the wall
i shouted it in the cl-ssroom
and had to stand in the f-ckin’ hall
you know that i refined its use
when i was in the navy
i learned to eat defensively
and say “p-ss the f-ckin’ gravy”
they taught me how to f-ck around
and live it up on leave
the ways i’ve learned to use that word
you wouldn’t f-ckin’ believe
oh the universal adjective is
f-ckin’ up my life
f-ckin’ up my life (yeah)
f-ckin’ up my life
i lost so many friends
i even lost my f-ckin’ wife
the universal adjective is
f-ckin’ up my life
i was sittin’ in a bar one night
all f-cked up on tequila
my wife comes in all f-ckin’ mad
says “i’ll f-ckin’ see ya”
i really didn’t understand
just what the f-ck she meant
until she took me into court
and she took every f-ckin’ cent
(sing along)
oh the universal adjective is
f-ckin’ up my life
f-ckin’ up my life (yeah)
f-ckin’ up my life
i lost so many friends
i even lost my f-ckin’ wife
the universal adjective is
f-ckin’ up my life
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