quackity - the ballad of badboyhalo lyrics
i walked down to the street: m+ffin street
i see a poor old woman leaving her car
i walked up to her and said the following words:
give me the d+mn keys you little hamburger
i walked up to the seven ✨eleven✨
i started buying myself some gummy worms
it turns out i forgot my credit card
so i pulled out my gun and said
i want this sh!t for free
you little potato
you little hamburger
you m+ffinhead
you dunderhead
you little potato
gosh darn it
the police are here f+dg+ my life
i’m driving down 123 street
breaking the law…
well you know mе 😉
i’m going 20 miles over the limit
and i havе run over my buddy skeppy
skeppy what are you doing in the road
you m+ffinhead
dunderhead
m+ffin f+ck
it turns out i have run over something of yours
it seems i have ran over your p+n+s
my tire has ruined your face
my tire has ruined your life
i have to something
“i have f+dg+d up”
i have f+dg+d up
i have ruined your entire life
heck
i’m gonna build you a statue
it’s gonna be a p+n+s
20 years later
i just got out of jail
i hop on the smp
i gotta make thing right
i go on top my house
and i start to work
i start making a statue of skeppy
i think my best friend is the greatest
that’s my i gave him p+ss brows
[karl]
i love p+n+s
my name is badboyhalo
statues with p+ss brows
are the only way to go
[quackity]
i gave him p+ss brows
i gave him eyebrows
made out of p+ss
i gave him p+ss brows
i gave him p+ss brows
i gave him eyebrows
made out of p+ss
and lastly
after badboyhalo got out of jail
he knew his time was over
badboyhalo was actually gonna die in 2 days
so to make sure he left his mark in the world
he did the following
because out of his good heart he knew
he had to make things right
h+llo this is badboyhalo
i just wanna say something to you guys
before i die
i love you guys
you changed my life
you guys made my life a million times better
i got a go+fund+me for the local
orphan centre
those kids need so much help
please donate to this charity
this orphan is call jonny
and his parents left him
you can save his life
and make it better with a donation
we got ten thousand dollars in this go+fund+me
and i wanna thank you guys for your generosity
i spent the last ten thousand dollars on b+tches
i spent it on a vacation
f+ck those orphans
they don’t deserve this money
they’re not about to die like me
i’m gonna steal this money and use it on a vacation
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i love money
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
f+ck those orphans
wait, if you donated to my go+fund+me
let me tell you something about your funds
you’re never getting them back
you’re never getting cash back
cause guess what b+tch
i’m about to die
i’m about to die
i’m about to die
see you in h+ll
you stupid m+ffinheads
[karl]
badboyhalo love p+n+s
got at statue with p+ss brows
[quackity]
also, m+ffinhead is a synonym for
stupid sons of b+tches
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