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quarter pocket - #sadgamermoment lyrics

[verse]
alright!
b-tches!
step aside
i’m a real ladies man, i’ll be your guide
and i got one simple trick to make the ladies swoon
all i gotta do is show my m-ssive iq
yo, i pull up to the club in my mercedes
step out in my polo, b-tch i’m eyeing up the ladies
i saw a cute one, yeah i think her name was katie
b-tch, i swear to god, she was hotter than hads
so i walk up to this chick, whom’st i’m bouta’ court
she’s makin’ me erect like a port-a-fort
yo, it’s time to flex my brain cause’ i don’t play sports
my knowledge makes up for the fact that my d-ck’s a little short
i get up to the girl with the heavenly glow
step aside peasants bouta’ show you what i know
by the time i’m done there’s gonna be two blows;
the first is her mind, the next: my d-ck back at home
what!
yo!
yo!
yo!
yo!
i’ve been ready since i walked in the room, b-tch
whole things bouta’ go off without a hitch
your boy gonna eat em’ up like a tasty snack
bouta’ go hard like i’m on crystal crack
when i list off some interesting facts i make fat stacks when i go back on the attack
i’ll have you laying on the floor dying, b-tch
play the laugh track
what!
rejected?
no this can’t be
this sh-t cannot happen, not in my society
i’m just a gentleman gamer, got a m-ssive iq
but these girls just ain’t interested in what i.. do
so f-ck you
guess i might as well be g-y
but whatever, probly go after douches, anyway
even though a gamer like me is better any day
you just don’t see the way
don’t even care, you’re ugly anyway

- quarter pocket lyrics

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