queef jerky - left right center lyrics
[intro: nickisnotgreen]
left, right, center
left, right, center
left, right, center
left, right, center
left! right! center!
left! right! center!
left! right! center!
left! right! ce+
[verse 1: nickisnotgreen, dev lemons]
come hang out at my crib bro, it’s all hugs
watching bug’s life vhs, it’s all bugs
in the furniture store, shop for all rugs
mcdonald’s at dispensary, it’s all nugs
yeah, uh, they think i’m meticulous
they call me d. green, comma, nicholas
i told my last ex+wife just to picture this
three ugly ass kids, look ridiculous
[verse 2: dev lemons]
little green man
i am off a little green xan
little green van
i am not a little green fan
little green man
i am not a little green can
little green man
i know a little green dan
[verse 3: dj grant & hivemind riley]
in a mercedes
yeah, i’m in a mercedes, young man that’s in a mercedes
ten quid is all you should pay me
cheap man on the regular, mustard on the burger
ten quid for the featurе, left hand in the right one
two d+cks but i havе one+
[verse 4: nickisnotgreen]
shark tank sh+t, i’m gonna pitch it
all of the states but i’m british
i wish i got a flight home, but i missed it
you leave a cake on the table and i’ll fist it
ladies from the afterlife, got affection
i vant to suck your vlood, no reflection!
having s+x outside, i’m having s+x in
last week i got a handy from a texan
[verse 5: hivemind riley]
it’s not green day yet, but it will be
takes 21 guns just to k!ll me
i changed my clothes, but it’s still me
in the shower, but my thoughts are still filthy
i’m in london eating rice and beans
met ladies and they’re nice and mean, like half and half
put it in my coffee, that’s half+and+half
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