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queef jerky - meaty fun lyrics

[verse 1: ethan is online]
9 and 11 wasn’t an inside job it happened outside
i wasn’t good at sports, i didn’t get a free ride
does it make you sad when your spouse dies
i bought a mcdouble and a big fries
zachary galifianakis, more like zachary galifistankis
i don’t eat white fish, i don’t like par
see that star, make a wish
our sh+t was at arby’s, i am hard to please
my dog, he doesn’t have any fleas
i’m missing the forest, i’m missing the trees
missing the car and i’m missing my keys

[verse 2: dev lemons]
meaty fun, you will never feed me chum
i don’t love pc drum, tickle the greasy dumb
you’re a little needy dumb, will somebody feed me rum, feed me rum?
and coke? of cola?

[verse 3: nickisnotgreen]
why do people say the best superpower is speed?
i would ask for three more wishes
i’m on a roll, it’s not the greed
second thing that’s on my wishlist, i ask for infinite wishes
don’t forget and i’m parking in a two ways when i split it, mistake
me for several other of your boys
meaning several drinkers of the soy, if you yell then i’m annoyed
if i’m anointed then i’m christina aguilera
i itch, please scratch my hair+uh
that’s on queef
[refrain: nickisnotgreen]
bagel spread, mayo head, i’m unearthing all new kinds of bread
am i dead? no
reset
bagel spread, mayo head, i’m unearthing all new kinds of bread
am i dead? no
reset

[bridge: dev lemons]
take you on a date, till i [?]
take you on a date, when it’s late
take you on a lake, at the lake
take you to the lake, bobby flay

[verse 4: dev lemons]
bobby flay, and his daughter sophie
if i were him, i would bestow upon her a trophy
unless she crashes the family car
i wish i owned a golfing cart
i don’t know which way my hair’s to part
i will never be good at throwing darts
i don’t like, want to think, it’s hard
i went to grade school with [?], he’s smart
i didn’t go to school with jacob sharp

[verse 5: dev lemons, ethan is online]
yeah, bobby flay, i didn’t not know he had a daughter
uh, bobby flay, i do not know where to find his father, uh
scooby+doo eats [?] which i got all these
in my glass of english, i feel like i got just pink slipped
queefie, it burned like a bong rip
i hold my finger it [?]
lettuce, bread, mustard and cheese
scooby+doo sandwich like mamma+de+mia
i pick you up and drop in my kia
i am so thirsty, take a sip of my tea+ah
[verse 6: nickisnotgreen, dev lemons]
take a sip of my beer, i get so scared when i look in the mirror
boo+hoo, i cry, i p+ss, no lie
three p++p monster, i fly, it’s the same as sky+diving
take a pic of my heinie
why don’t i say it in layman’s terms, uh
everyone says that i get a perm, yeah
uh, if i had a pimple i would see the derm, it

[outro: nickisnotgreen]
i will wear the color black so i am sneaky
give you sp+ce so that i don’t come off as creepy
wear a long hat, hold a candle cause i’m sleepy
another word for small is eenie+weenie
i will wear the color black so i am sneaky
give you sp+ce so that i don’t come off as creepy
wear a long hat, hold a candle cause i’m sleepy
another word for small is eenie+weenie

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