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queen elizabitch iii - stranger in the manger lyrics

in the name of god
which i’ve heard was larissa
all the way from cape cod
named after the fish+a
to the sands of egypt
i’m looking for trisha
to my home of france
where the strangers kiss ya

every year i plant a tree then i eat the bark and tear the leaves, a sacrifice for those unheard
lindsay lohan; larry bird, keeping tabs on every b+tch
santa double checked my list

there’s a stranger
in the manger
jesus is in danger!

i give mary a kiss on the tits
then i call her a b+tch
then punch her kid

i’m a stranger
the stranger in the manger

oops, time for work!
the stockings are up on the fireplace
what else is up? the suicide rates
the temperature as the earth heats
who the h+ll cares? i’m dropping sick beats
larissa coming at you with the rhymes
violent thoughts in peaceful times
leaving cookies out for santa
b+tch, why?
santa is obese, those carbs, he could die
every night i go to church
and kneel and pray
i ask god (that’s me) about christmas days. what does christmas mean?
when was jesus born? what’s my homeless correspondent gonna use to keep warm?
who’s decking the halls with red and green b+lls when ltbg are still met with scorn?
is it really in the spirit of christmas?
to suck on a teat and spit on your mistress
does santa maintain social distance?
is jesus religious?
is larissa suspicious? i’m not superstitious
i know elves are fictitious
i know amy cb is not judicious
she and i have roast beef
unfinished business
i don’t think about spending, baby

that’s show business
cause larissa’s b+tches always get whatever’s on their wishlists

there’s a stranger
in the manger
jesus is in danger!
i give mary a kiss on the tits
then i call her a b+tch
then punch her kid

i’m a stranger
the stranger in the manger
i’m a stranger
the stranger in the manger

snow
chills
stars
priest
knife
s+x
lipschitz
stockings
bipartisanship
tradition
h0m+phobia?
h0m+phobia!
h0m+phobia
l+st
song
music
san diego
womens christmas fleece pullover sweatshirts holiday vacation graphic tees tops
rachel maddow…
if santa was a wizard, guess i’d be his right+hand+man… he says to keep our love a secret, but i don’t know if i can

if santa were a wizard, i know i’d be his right+hand+man… he begs me, elizab+tch, keep our love a secret. but i outed him, live on cnn

there’s a stranger
in the manger
jesus is in danger!

i give mary a kiss on the tits
then i call her a b+tch
then punch her kid

i’m a stranger
the stranger in the manger
i’m a stranger
the stranger in the manger

[outro & handbell solo]
i punched jesus, y’all!
and i’d do it again, bop bop

yahtzee

- queen elizabitch iii lyrics

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