queens of pop - all i want for christmas is you (parody) lyrics
[start:]
ladies and gentleman, mariah carey
[intro]
i don’t give a f+ck this christmas
i’m divorced, my husband’s gone
and while you’re at it, take them babies
put them up for adoption
i can’t sing high, my voice will crack
can’t wear my dress, i’m just too fat
i cannot sing in tune
i really, really, really hate christmas
f+ck…. f+ck you!!
[verse 1]
when i first released this single, i was oh so young with a tiny waist
now i’m old and my tits are saggy like a pair of stockings on the fireplace
i just got back home from china, i was on tour singing all my hits
did you see my gold ensemble, so short you could see from my f+nny lips?
[chorus]
my tits are hanging out the front
i don’t give a sh+t cause i’m f+cking drunk
i cannot sing in tune
i really, really, rеally hate christmas
f+ck you, you, baby!
[verse 2]
i don’t give a f+ck this christmas, darling, it’s all me+mе+me
i don’t fit my evening gown cause i ate too much kfc
i have lost my voice you know; i can find it, yes i can
my singing coach said i’ve got more chance of finding madeleine mccann
[chorus]
my tits, they hang to the side
cause everything i eat is fried
i cannot sing in tune
i really, really, really hate christmas
f+ck you, you, baby!!
[bridge]
one night, i got a phone call, it really made me laugh
it was bobby brown saying whitney’s died in the bath
i said “bobby, don’t be down
it’s not your fault she drowned
take it on the chin, it’s not your fault she couldn’t swim”
now let’s get back to talking about me
[verse 3]
that b+tch, ariana grande
i was number one when she was born
i hope that she catches ebola and gives it to her boyfriend big black sean
[chorus]
yes, you heard what i just said
i want that little c+nt dead
i cannot sing in tume
i really, really, really hate christmas
f+ck you!!!
[outro]
you, you, you, you, you
[ending]
merry christmas!
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