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quizzique - poker vs uno - tabletop rap battles lyrics

[verse 1: poker (freeced)]
it’s poker night!
from diamonds to hearts, i’m the poster child
your fans are like texas: hold ’em tight!
but for this loner, it’s hopeless, i’mma
blow jokers out like your open mic
servers must’ve overheated from markiplier’s exposures (woo!)
now, i’m stirring up the flames, ’cause i’m fire with pokers
you couldn’t compare the stacks that i’m dishin’
gambling is my mission
my game needs precision for every desicion
you’ll need some ambition for this competition (ha, ha, ha!)
what your fans are missin’ is brains
they invision the colors because it’s appealing to the mindless children
they flock in your fanbase like pigeons (ooh) when flooding the market with special editions (d+mn!)
you rode on waves of hype, and managed to keep your fame, right?
but i got black jack, while you’re the black sheep of game night (hahahaha)
you split friendships and families apart more than i cut the deck
don’t care if you lose the heart of the cards, as long as you cut a cheque (ding!)

[verse 2: uno (quizzique)]
that whole play was awful, so now i’m jumpin’ in
i’ll leave a hole punched in you ’cause you’re out of comission
and, you say i’m cutting cheques? i’m saying check your cuts
casinos taking thousands out of players, now they bet the dust
forget the jack of spades, i’m the jack of trades
your cheating players jackin’ trades; try my rules, and they won’t last a game
you’re past your fame, your only audience is rich kids with depression
i’m the superior game of luck ’cause i’m dealing in sevens
you’re borin’ me more than the boardwalks that you’re shoring
put the chalk up to the scoreboard and you’ll see who’s really scoring
i’d think you were a poker chip, the way you’ve been dispensed, dude
like my plus twos, i’d say the odds are stacked against you
[verse 3: poker (freeced)]
check my legacy: millions of users playing on desktops (true)
you only sp+wned a couple losers screaming on xbox (ooh)
i’m going coast to coast; you go uno and dos
i go big or go home. while your hands only go for broke (right!)
my game is so dope, it’s making people draw in westerns (bang!)
while all of your draw cards couldn’t even draw investors (ha, ha!)
i’m one of a kind; you’re crazy eights straight out the bargain bin
but enter the casino gates, you know the house will always win

[verse 4: uno (quizzique)]
i got a deuce with my verses; royally flush this gaming t+rd
got players’ blood pumping; looks like you hit a vegas nerve
you’re getting skipped, at such a loss you’ll need to be reimbursed
now i’m flippin’ this battle; let’s send this track in reverse
chop it up, like drawing a card, i’m going off the top
only b+tches play poker; and i ain’t just talking dogs
i shed your insults off like they’re fleas. you’re nothing but a disease
winning this gamble with ease, ’cause i got tricks up my sleeves
once respectable crime, it is such a pity
you’re getting forgotten in time, heh; atlantis city
such a snore, you should’ve chosen war to play a waiting game
if you wanna win so bad, all you gotta do is say my name

- quizzique lyrics

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