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r.a. the rugged man - the big snatch lyrics

[intro: r.a]
people say, like, y’know, you got a daughter now and a son, and don’t you wanna make++ you know, music that can help people and change the world? and i said, you know, that’s what i+ i’m gonna dedicate my life to that, now, you know? that’s why i gotta make records like this

[chorus]
i’ve warned you about women, they’re just going to make you unhappy and ruin your life!
grotesque music
yabba dabba dabba doo
yabba dabba dabba doo
what would any girl want you for?
face facts, son, you’re not good looking, you’re fa+ you’re fat
you’re fat
you’re such a c+nt, mom
even as a little boy n0body liked you

[verse 1: r.a]
my d+ck is a biblical plague, spitting frogs and locusts
i’m like supercalifragi+ f+ck it, b+tch suck on my gross d+ck
my c+ck’s deadly, that’s the medical prognosis
doctors could use my s+m+n as bug spray to k!ll roaches
i’ve been the world’s grossest since hall and oates wrote hits with more ferocious explosions than rollin’ with golden globers
i explode noses, the backhand break faces
all you p+ssy millennials better hide in your safe sp+ces
i’m an anarchist, b+tch, i live for pandemonium
i urinate sulfuric acid and i sh+t plutonium
sing to the chick, trickin’ the trick, i’m fingerin’ it, l!ckin’ the cl+t, givin’ it a fit, hit it with a brick, stick it with the d+ck
i’m sl!cker than rick, go!

[chorus]
the dirty d+ck derelict, foul mouth rhetoric
welcome to my world, b+tch
every chick that i stick, the bottom of the slime pit
welcome to my world, b+tch
the big titty snorkeler, the pimp p+ssy auctioner
welcome to my world, b+tch
thumbs up, henry winkler, the sick cl+t tingler
welcome to my world, b+tch
please go away
please+ please+ please+ please+ please+ please go away

[verse 2: r.a]
one day, a fine+as+wine high+class dime had appeared
she said she was an actress looking to start a career
so then i lied and told her that i was lars von trier
now get your ass in here and have a beer, i grabbed the rear
i started rappin’ in her ear ‘n’ told her i was slug from atmosphere
and when i said that, she swung from my d+ck like a chandelier
she had a longer v+g+n+ wall than the great china wall
i cleaned the dirty p+ssy with a washcloth and lysol
the fish was more enormous than the great white whale orca
if the statue of liberty had a p+ssy it’d be smaller
it was the giant mother of all tw+ts
her p+ssy lips looked like the blankets they used to give indians smallpox
i sucked on the slob’s tits, started givin’ her tw+t l!cks
but her p+ssy was more hairier than chewbacca’s armpits
an std came to get me riding on a jet ski
when she squirted, it’s like the water parted in the red sea
the lyrics might sound misogynist, but the crabs inside her v+g+n+ were stage divin’ and jumpin’ in moshpits
more insects than flypaper, p+ssy size of a skyscr+per
she uses nasa’s sp+ce rockets as a vibrator, that’s my word
the cl+t was the titanic iceberg
so i l!cked it ’til it melted and the climax occurred
and the v+g+n+l warts on the c+nt started beatboxin’, ugghh
f+ck it, keep the beat droppin’, i’ma keep rockin’
i make the c+nt cum fast, i p+ss nails and upchuck glass
i toss the moon at the earth and make the sun crash
i drink cyanide milkshakes, and i snort mustard gas
f+ck it, i ruptured the c+nt, and then i sucked the sl+t’s ass
9 months later, the earth shook and the bedroom collapsed
she gave birth, a pterodactyl egg fell out of her sn+tch
and when it hatched, the dinosaur baby started kickin’ raps
the p+ssy spit out turntables, and the baby began to scratch, go!

[chorus]
please+ please+ please+ please+ please+ please+ please+ please+ please+ please+ please go away
yabba dabba dabba doo
yabba dabba dabba doo
the dirty d+ck derelict, foul mouth rhetoric
welcome to my world, b+tch
every chick that i stick, the bottom of the slime pit
welcome to my world, b+tch
the raw dog, lumpy d+ck, quick to stick an ugly chick
welcome to my world, b+tch
finger f+ck a feminist, these cumshots never miss
welcome to my world, b+tch
please go aw+ please go+ please go away
i’ll go away, but i’ll see you again

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