r.j. roze - texas homosexuals pt. 2 lyrics
[intro]
the cowboys are cumming
the cowboys are cumming
the cowboys are cumming
the cowboys are cumming
welcome to texas
you can’t abort no f+ckin babies here
[verse 1]
i went to at&t stadium and jacked off to dak prescott
then i got kicked out the stadium
then i went down to houston
then i jacked off to davis mills
and he threw four pick+six interceptions
and the texans lost the game
and so then i slapped my d+ck across his face
cuz i was so f+cking mad
that my favorite team lost their game
[verse 2]
got kicked out of nrg for the 47th time this week
so thеn i went to the horse stablеs
cuz i knew there’d be a lot of hot cowboys there
then i went in and said “yee+haw!”
“will you ride me like you ride your horsies?”
i asked to the fattest motherf+cker in the room
and then he pulled down my cowboy pants
and said “yee+haw! put your yee+haw inside me!”
cowboy s+x in texas, yee+haw!
it’s the greatest motherf+ckin thing alive
he rode me like a horse all f+ckin night
even the sheriff joined in at three in the morning for a threesome!
[verse 3]
at around seven o’ clock the next morning
after about four dozen packs of beer
and a bunch of .44’s being shot in the air
and the bullets rained down as the cowboy said
“i’m bout to cum, oh sh+t, yeah!”
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