r.j. roze - texas homosexuals pt. 3 lyrics
[intro]
this is doctor jiggle wiggle
this is doctor jiggle wiggle
doctor jiggle wiggle
doctor jiggle wiggle
welcome to the general hospital
did you wanna check up
for some motherf+cking aids?
[verse 1]
brucey wucey said yeah i think i have an std
i had s+x with another cowboy last night
and then i got worried that i mighta caught somethin
from these h0m+s+xual relations
jiggle wiggle put the motherf+ckin glove on
then he said “imma need to dig up yo ass!”
to get some f+ckin samples for some mothaf+ckin tests
then he shoved his hands up there (ohh!)
he shoved his hands up there (ohh, that felt good!)
he took out an organ and put it in the cooler
then he took it to another room, he’s such a b00ber!
i’m so f+ckin worried bout what i might have
if the tests positive, i’ll never have s+x again!
[verse 2]
wiggle jiggle came back in the room with a piece of paper
then he showed it to the texas cowboy
cowboy, yee+haw!
then he said you test positive for bout every motherf+ckin thing
but stds ain’t mothaf+ckin it
s+xy cowboy said “what the f+ck do i have!?”
wiggle jiggle diggle biggle
iggle iggle iggle iggle
he said “you have testicular cancer, cancer”
“you’re gonna f+ckin die! youre’ gonna f+ckin die”
“and these stds are gonna speed up the death”
“speed up the death”
and this is why you don’t have s+x with texas cowboys
yeehaw!
[verse 3]
i don’t wanna die, i don’t wanna die
i didn’t even get to have s+x with ezekiel elliot
dameon pierce, davis mills
none of them mothaf+ckas
i just wanna put my p+n+s in them
one f+ckin time
one f+ckin time like a make+a+wish kid
but unfortunately i’m bout 37 years old
years old, yee+haw, yee+haw!
i’m gonna ride my horse one last time
before i f+ckin die
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