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r. stevie moore - the lariat wressed posing hour lyrics

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[moore as lariat wressed]
good evening, i am lariat wressed, and this is the lariat wressed posing hour. today, as usual, i shall pose as an afternoon television talk show host, heh, who shall be nameless of course. my guest this morning is rodert lampley from savannah georgia, who has lived. am i correct?

[moore as rodert lampley]
yes, i have lived

[lariat wressed]
this evening rodert is posing as a congressman lucille evans from wisconsin, or as himself. for our viewers, we shall present timelapse ident-ty cubes so that rodert’s characterizations remain clear. mr. lampley, would you like some water?

[rodert lampley]
no, doug, i’m not too particularly fond of being thirsty. tell me first, how many posing celebrities have accepted water on the outset of your show?

[lariat wressed]
i would say maybe three… four! do you know the names of those who accepted?

[rodert lampley]
no doug, i have no clue. in the congress, we either know either names, or we… we… w-we… we don’t. why do you ask?

[lariat wressed]
because in wisconsin tv talk shows require questions as well as answers. either one or both, but never neither. why would you ask?

[rodert lampley]
no, doug, i didn’t mean that to dig deep into a conversation. telecast or no telecast, one would not know direct names of acceptors. for us to talk directly and indecisively, must we drink water?

[lariat wressed]
well, uh, celebrities, that is those individuals who are generally idolized or…

[rodert lampley]
immortalized?

[lariat wressed]
…or immortalized, uh, drink water as the course of the show moves on. would you find medical or in your case political merit in the aide of fresh sips of water?

[rodert lampley]
no, doug, you might say that i’m not celebratative unless of course the third house vetos some sort of bill concerning this issue. let me say that i have no idolized an individual since i was nine years old, and only then did i learn the benefits of posing

[lariat wressed]
perhaps the viewers would delight in knowing your early teacher

[rodert lampley]
doug, i insist that remain confidential

[lariat wressed]
thank you. it’s been a pleasure. congressman lucille evans, spokesmen for our show number 518. please send in your votes. who becomes a golden celebrity from a mear poser is determined by you. until next month, this is lariat wressed, goodbye

(mr. wressed’s wardrobe by rotary blade. please stay tuned for “mick muck.”)

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