rabi - the parakeet vs. ernie the giant chicken lyrics
[intro: announcer (rabi)]
rap battle
the chicken from family guy versus the parakeet from mario maker
[verse 1: the parakeet (shimario)]
i don’t talk first often but i’m gonna make this quick
i’ll batter you then make nuggets out of this little baby chick (b+tch!)
putting a cheap joke in fortnite’s pretty typical
best call me a griffin then, ’cause i’m f+cking mythical!
a running gag that peter hates with every single fiber
but like the coupon that you gave him, that bit expired
so when i’m roasting you, best know this ends fatally
go hop in a deep fryer: kys at kfc
[verse 2: ernie (walkawesomemovies)]
look, i’m hearing you, but listen: please stop
i’d rather shut this down now likе it was the eshop
but if you lock eyеs, then it’s on sight
facing with this d+ckhead, now it’s a c+ck fight
i’ll drive a car right through the i that you latch to
crash through this fast food so dashie acts sad too
and no one else remembers you, so you’re passing quietly
ask mario to build a grave on top your little title screen
[verse 3: the parakeet (shimario)]
i’d copy everything you said so you can eat your words
but you said nothing, i can’t even repeat your verse!
man, all those death threats ain’t really gonna strike a nerve
makes senses that the surface level joke is a flightless bird
you got no wife, she’s all up on my business
i’ll turn that bucket of chicken into a f+cket of d+cken
and you can meet my flamethrower
kiss my ass and burn in h+ll
burn in h+ll
burn in h+ll
burn in h+ll
[verse 4: ernie (walkawesomemovies)]
you think that little fire’s gonna knock my lights out?
you guys took down flappy bird, but i will never pipe down
that sh+tty flamethrower can’t make me burst into flames
you’re not the word, you’re just the worst f+cking bird that i hate!
nintendo left your ass, you’re no longer on air waves
the only thing they have you repeat now is “spare change?”
i resurrect and beat peter ceaselessly ’til his days are through
while you never came for the sequel; now you’ve met your maker too
[outro: announcer (rabi)]
who won?
who’s next?
i decide!
rap ba— rap
rap ba—
can you shut the f+ck up?
rap battle!
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