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rachel parris - hen do on a train lyrics

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hen do on a train (×2)

cowboy hats and p+n+s cakes
neck tattoos and big l plates
and voices like a fog h+rn in a drain

hen do on a train

groping every passing male
i suspect you’ve been to jail
and, god willing, you might all go again

and although i have so many things to say to you
i’m aware that there are six of you
and all of you have had more fights than me
i’ve never glassed someone but i do know how
perhaps i’ll glass you now

hen do on a train

you brought your own speakers too, brilliant
to belt out calvin harris tunes
i mean, the maid of honour’s clearly on cocaine

hen do on a train
you see me staring and you threaten me
then, drunkenly, you all set on me
and, with a d+ck+shaped bottle, take your aim

if you only knew
we’re not so different, me and you
just three months ago, my friend’s hen do
we got drunk and we pretty much hijacked a plane

we were worse than you
we went down on all the crew
mostly reluctant g+y men, some women too
we got thrown out of spain

see, we’re all the same
but you’re not listening, you’re bashing out my brain

hen do on a train

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