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radioactive chicken heads - creeping onions lyrics

creeping onions lyrics
creeping onions make you cry
creeping onions, i’ll tell you why
they don’t make a sound as they sneak into town
but you can smell ‘em from miles around
they’re raw and rude
clever but crude
i mean, whoa, they really stink, dude

creeping onions, the terrible two
creeping onions, they’re coming for you
when the hour grows dark, they’re out in the park
causing damage to national landmarks
they’re double trouble, bulbous and fat
watch out, we’re gonna get squashed, splat!

that’s right, y’all. these onions be creepin’
and if ya try to cut ‘em, you’ll bе the one weepin.’
you’ll find only wickednеss lurking within
when ya peel off their layers of onion skin
there’s no escape, nowhere to run
if ya step to the creeping onions
creeping onions, evil since birth
creeping onions, roaming the earth
if they try to tangle with this here vegetable
then they’ll get mangled ’til they’re unrecognizable
i’ll toss ‘em in a vat of oil that stings
fry ‘em up and make onion rings

ha ha ha ha!

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