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random encounters entertainment - super mario bros: the musical lyrics

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[intro] (mario = mario | luigi = |luigi| | both = /both\)

hey paisano!
wow, you got some dark bags under your eyes

|it’s like looking into a horrible ugly mirror|

/-laughs-\

you know what’ll help you get a good nights sleep?
a super deal from the super mario brothers!

|won’t even cost you a fourtune!|
|well, maybe part of one|

[verse 1]
if a turtle takes your girlfriend, then just give us a call!
|we do rescues for a very modest fee|

we can handle any koopa troopa trouble at all
|with a limited service guaranteed|

if you need to catch a bunny
|better take out your money|
/cause we got a bargain here today!\

baking cookies
|demolition|
we’ll take any old commision
|for a pittance of our ordinary pay|

[chorus]
/we’re the mario brothers!\
/don’t accept any others!\

because saving your princess
|is part of our buisness!|
/so call up the mario bros!\

[interlude]
i think it went rather well
|next house?|
you do the talkin’

[verse 2]
|say you need a golden beetle for your new beetle box|
or your ape can’t be kept inside it’s cage

|or perhaps you lost your power star in dire dire docks|
we can find it for a small, but honest wage

star road broken?
|home is haunted?|
/we’re entirely undaunted\

there’s no problem too big
|or price too low!|

we can dance!
|he can paint!|
i’m a pilot, but he ain’t…
/we’re olympic-level, go-kart-golfing pros\

[chorus]
/we’re the mario brothers!\
/we’re your number one druthers!\

|we play tennis and soccer|
i’m also a doctor
/make way for the mario bros!\

[verse 3]
|if you’ve got graffiti to erase…|
or you need our help in outer sp-ce!

|we can ref a fight or check your piping|
travel time or teach you typing
/blast off bowser’s face!\

[ending]
/we’re the mario brothers\
/we’re descreet undercover\

need a rabbid ejection?
|or hotel inspection?|
we’ll plan you a party, yo!
|k.o. lucario!|
/ask for the mario bros!\

[outro]

(wario)
uh…i uh…i think i have a toilet clogged upstairs
heh heh heh

(mario)
it ain’t much, but we’ll do it
it’ll be fifty bucks

(wario)
ho ho, uh…actually i think i’m just gonna buy some drano instead
have a rotten day!

(scapelli)
how ya doin?
i hope i’m not interupting anything!

(beard)
ooh!

(scapelli)
wow! what a striking beard you have there my friend!
i uh…have some hair product here i could sell you

(mario)
scapelli!

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