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ranger ch*z - mikey's not perfect lyrics

[verse 1: charles]
this is for walled lake who waited, that b-tch mikey that hated
old rap i deleted, he snitching that i made it
mikey you’re such a chode, all you eat are potatoes
t-tties larger than bongos, your brains made out of play-doh
i get girls to strip, you get chicken strips
i go on dates with different girls, you got hired at sea world
they threw you in the tank, your a whale who gets some bank
f-ck i’m goin’ to parties with hoes with big racks
you go to family reunions with the hump backs
i’m laughing in my j’s, you get bullied by the sting rays
the aquarium hates you because you ate the fishes
i guess you can say “i’m sleeping with the fishes”
you eat so much on your birthday you ate your birthday wishes
your such a honkey and white, your names ron penny right?
and you walk like a mammoth, be nice to tobi be polite
how about your bloated -ss finally learns how to fight

[hook: missy elliott]
n0body’s perfect, n0body’s perfect ey, ey
but you’re perfect for me
n0body’s perfect, n0body’s perfect ey
but you’re perfect for me

[verse 2: charles]
shout out to chicago, illinois

your eating at big boy
i use your momma as my toy
make her drip and scream “eeeeeeeee oh charles stop it please oooooooohoooooo”
she love it when i throw her a twenty
she so dumb she thought i was twenty
how many girls i got with is about you know, one, two… twenty
i wearing some neat socks cost me a twenty
time it takes for you jerk it is about twenty
mikey you weigh two hundred twenty
you eat your meal in twenty (seconds)
you make n-ggas frown, your such a clown
even your best friend ronald mcdonald laughs cause your heavy
you ate all the food at wendy’s
cause you have such a big belly
your t-ts jiggle like jelly
man sh-t is getting heated like leftover lasagna
you can’t think straight, your slower than a iguana
your t-tties are bigger than your brain
you beg girls to give you brain
everyone thinks that your insane

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