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rap battle melee - vince mcmahon (wwe) vs. dana white (ufc) lyrics

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rap battle melee
on my left corner
the chairman and ceo of wwe
vince mcmahon
to me right
the president of ufc
dana white
gentlemen, i want a nice clean battle
vince, you’re up first buddy let’s go
battle!

vince mcmahon:
ladies and gentleman children of all ages
welcome to wwe stages
live from the garden where i planted my seed
now i’m a 2.5 billion vince mc

i’m cut, got a powerful strut
make way for the favorite son of connecticut
gonna have dana runnin’ like he owe me money
but it won’t take weeks for me to catch you sonny!

white, can’t u f’n c?
you got no chance in h-ll against someone like me
the genetic jackhammer got nothin’ to prove
i may not wrestle no more but my signature moves

my bars are gorilla, hit ya with a double noggin knocker
gonna take you out like you were one of my jobbers
i bought my compet-tion your next to be sold
then i’ll bury you alive leave your body stone cold

dana white:
vince, you’re faker than your daughter’s chest
plus i got real shots for roman’s fake vest
not to mention real fighters that’ll knock you far
i can play your game vince these are no holds bars

linda is your wife but i seen the way to treat her
so it’s not hard to believe what you might’ve did to rita
and i see you’re really ripped, real proud of your bod
but did you skip leg day when you tore your quads?

spirit in my lyrics that’ll turn ya to a fool
it’s like there’s no dana, only zuul
and did you really say “no chance in h-ll”
after that natural disaster the xfl?

i think you took too many headshots with a chair
or maybe lost a few brain cells when they cut your hair
hard to think you have any kind of cl-ss
when you had your face ears deep in rikishi’s -ss

vince mcmahon:
don’t talk about fidelity your momma don’ exposed ya
rach-lle and arianny? what a maneuver!
you say my fights are fake but the people say it’s worth it
you charge 60 bucks for one round? sh-t!

dana white:
that’s the price of real blood, real sweat, real views
i don’t force my boys to bleed like you force yours to juice
you botched your bars now your ship will be sunk
when i throw these shots you won’t c ’em, punk!

vince mcmahon:
i’ve been k!lling bald men since 1997
not afraid to bleed a little gonna teach you a lesson
i’m a wrestling god that’ll always have you guessin
that’s why the xfl is gonna get a resurrection

dana white:
i have what you want ever since you had a taste
when you don’ took a sip from the shamrock shake
when it comes down to combat you just can’t compete
and when it comes down to wrestling you’re just not elite

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