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rap clash - peppa pig vs simon cowell lyrics

[intro: announcer (rng)]
it’s time for a rap clash!
simon cowell
versus
peppa pig!
begin!

[verse 1: simon cowell (king mewtwo)]
jump in with critisism, like you love to jump in dirt
no surprised, out the gate, worst kidz bop kid i’ve heard
you can ham it up with your farm animals, i’m still the goat
i’d tell this dope to write this down, but you’re totally out of note (oh!)
so sh+t, you smell of it. fat b+tch, i’ve dealt with it
the last time you’ve been at this much risk you lacked a helmet
oh peppa, just go! buzz off, you’re not chosen
why don’t you make like your theme park (ugh…); never open
[verse 2: peppa pig (psytube), narrator (sir rap battles)]
it’s time i teach some lessons, you rejected terence fetchler
no respect intended, jester of a one director mentor
let’s sit down and count the amount of +oink+ i give
peppa pig just loves to rip on music critic pr+cks
this syco’s got no talent, millions know my title
you lay behind a desk clowning; american idle
you’re a judge, yes, in that you sentence pride to death
bossing boys around with threats like a game of simon says (true!)

[verse 3: simon cowell (king mewtwo)]
backtalking breakfast? how appallingly unpleasant
digest this next then, if you wanna talk some lessons
threw up a full album, wanna call that your profession?
then just drop a couple pounds, and not the mic for a second
your abhorrent morals give parents regrets, not to mention
you’re just one dimension, so let’s forget one direction
this is the lame junk they’re creating for babies? a crime!
you should grow up and face me… jesus, nevermind!
all you’ve been running on this track is, frankly, my patience
dragging cr+p out longer than that aimless narration (rude!)
you can cry and oink, lady, but i’ll have to disappoint
you’d make the cut on my stage if it made you tenderloid

[verse 4: peppa pig (psytube)]
you’re in the past, sir, put out to pasture
i’ll be rolling in cash and mud, and cause of laughter
you cucked silver+man, but you’re taking last first
cheating with your wife tryna win the ex+factor (boom!)
your debate for why i ain’t the greatest is pretty crumby
acting all above me when you’re bumping teletubbies
this buzzer+thumping dummy just loves to be harsh, but
you want tough love? stick that thumb up your ass, c+nt (ooh!)
you doing wheelie dumb+stuff is just a habit, since
it seems i break records, you break your back in an accident
no more tv schemin’, you had a bad day, you’re leaving
please, forget mel b again, salt and peppa p’s the most seasoned

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