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rap duel - cole phelps vs dipper pines lyrics

[intro]
superthingsoncups rap battles!
cole phelps!
versus!
dipper pines!
begin!

[verse 1: cole phelps]
what’s up dipper pines? i’m an l.a. noire!
so that means in this battle, you’ll never make it far
i’m a god d+mn good detective, you’re just a wannabe sh+ggy
i could beat you anytime, even when i’m laggy
my chances of winning are pretty (herschel) bigg
i bet you came up with your nickname after your small d+ck
the first person you kissed was a merman? heh, are you g+y?
so prepare to die today by this detective in l.a

[verse 2: dipper pines]
if i can take on gideon, then i can take on your dumbass
yes, i might listen to babba, but at least i’m more manly, you’re just trash
i’ll slap you with the hand that rocks the mabel, to see how you like it
by the end, i’ll sparta kick you into the bottomless pit!
you winning this should be on the dipper’s guide to the unexplained
compared to you in this battle, i’m the real man
seriously cole, your ego is bigger than the gobblewonker
so prepare to get your head hunted by this 12 year old, motherf+cker
[verse 3: cole phelps]
i’m from the l.a.p.d., you’re just from the mystery shack
so you better galloway from me earley, ‘cause it’s the fact
that you have no brain for you to say you won, so before this battle will be done
you better keep your little mouth shut, when you’re getting arrested by ralph dunn
i might’ve died at age 27, but what makes you think you can do better?
i’m a police officer, you’re like sherlock holmes’ baby brother
i was made from rockstar, which means i’ll rock your world
now go ahead and spit your next verse, i’m out, goodbye dipper

[verse 4: dipper pines]
i might sneeze like a cat, but you’re the real p+ssy
it’s a mystery on why you think you’re better than me
cole phelps, listen to me, you need to get a different hobby
because your personality as a mystery solver is worse than robbie’s
you better bewarb my rhymes, ‘cause i’m gonna bring the heat
and they call me dipper pines, because i’m tougher than pine trees
this battle is over, so i’ll see you in h+ll
i’ll send you 3 letters back because you gravity fell

[outro]
who won?
you decide!
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