rapboat - just plain retarded lyrics
[verse]
let me break it down for your ass in a way your limited capacity might be able to grasp
though i doubt your tiny brain will keep up, the sheer audacity of you, coming at me with your feeble stuff
is laughable, i mean, really, did you wake up and think and think, “how can i embarrass myself today, huh?”
because if so, congratulations, you’ve succeeded beyond your imagination
first off, the fact that you even thought you could diss me is a joke in itself, i’m on a level so far above you, g
that if i stooped to your depths, i’d get sick and have pain from the sudden drop in iq and brains
you, on the other hand, are floundering in the shallow end, barely keeping your hеad above water, man
while i’m out hеre effortlessly doing laps in the deep end of intellect and facts
it’s dumb with a capital d, what were you even thinking when you came at me?
were you feeling bold that day, or just plain r+t+rded, probably both, they were both on the chart list
the sheer nerve is astounding, though not surprising considering your life is probably just a series of poor decisions rising
on top of each other like a wobbly, half+baked jenga tower and this little diss you tried is the piece that made it cower
i don’t even need to put in effort to be better than you, it’s just my default state, that’s 100% true
i wake up every day being me and that’s something you could never achieve
every word that comes out of your mouth is like a sad little whimper compared to the absolute symphony of insults i can deliver
you should’ve known better, but clearly self+awareness isn’t your strong suit, so now you’re a scared b+tch
your attempt to diss me is like a toddler trying to fight a heavyweight champion with a water
gun, it’s cute, in a pathetic, cringe+worthy kind of way, you’re swinging wildly, missing every single day
while i’m just standing here wondering how much longer i have to pretend like you’re worth my time, you’re not bruh
it’s clear you’re used to being surrounded by mediocrity because you can’t even comprehend the honestly
extreme level of greatness you’re up against, me? i’m the top of the food chain, you’re a pest
you’re still fumbling with the basics, struggling to grasp concepts that i mastered in my sleep, let alone class
honestly, it’s almost sad watching you try and be cool, what exactly did you hope to accomplish by dissing me?
did you think i’d roll over and accept your pitiful excuse for a f+cking threat?
let me tell you something, you’re the kind of person who loses arguments with yourself behind the shower curtains
rehearsing things you’ll never have the guts to say in real life, meanwhile, i’m out here destroying people this guy
without even breaking a sweat, you dissing me is like a moth trying to fight the sun, oh yes
you’re not even capable of touching me, and the closer you get, the more it just burns you like a dragon’s breath
i’m untouchable and you’re a speck of dust trying to act like a mountain, get real bruh
let’s face it, you know you suck, deep down in your soul you know you aren’t tough
the problem is, that’s not something you can fathom, so you lash out like a child throwing a tantrum
but instead of rattling anyone’s cage, all you do is embarrass yourself and make yourself afraid
maybe, in whatever sad little world you inhabit, you think you’re clever, like your brain’s a magnet
maybe your three remaining friends give you a pat on the back every time you mumble something half+witted, even half
but let’s be honest, if you weren’t around, their lives would probably improve by a 100% count
just like the room gets brighter when you leave, when you diss someone, you should first check and see
that they aren’t a hundred times more sk!lled, smarter, and faster than you, but of course, when it comes to forethought, you’re ass bruh
it’s not exactly your strong suit, you probably don’t even have a strong suit, just a collection of mismatched nonsense stirred into a personality soup
i don’t even need to try, my existence alone is enough to make you feel like an inadequate dome
i’m the ferrari to your rusted+out station wagon, i’m the a+list celebrity, and you’re the extra who’s sadder
because he got cut from the scene, the fact you even had the nerve to step to me
is something that will go down in history as one of the dumbest decisions ever made, now listen to me
your sad little attempt at an insult wasn’t even worth the time it took me to register that bulk
i barely blinked before it was tossed aside like the garbage it was, meanwhile, you’re probably sitting there, stewing, because
you know i’m right, you know you don’t stand a chance, honestly, i almost feel bad for you, almost, man
but then i remember that i don’t have time to waste on people who can’t even fit the sp+ce
of being interesting, you’re a footnote in my life, a fleeting moment of annoyance before i decide
to move on to more important things, like literally anything else, the fact that you tried to come for me says more about yourself
than anything about me, it’s clear you’re struggling for relevance, like a washed+up actor trying get more accelerance
to cling to their fifteen minutes of fame, listen, it’s over, you’re over, okay?
i never even noticed you were here to begin with, next time you try to pick someone to diss
maybe pick a target that’s within your reach, that way, when you inevitably fail and get beat
it won’t be quite so embarrassing, but who am i kidding, you’ll probably keep failing because you can’t stop dissing
because that’s just who you are, in the end of the day, you dissing me is on par
with a mosquito buzzing around an elephant, you’re annoying, sure, but you’re not relevant
eventually, you’ll be left in an empty sp+ce wondering why you even tried in the first place
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