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rappy mcrapperson - planet lesbodian lyrics

[verse 1]
this planet is boring, it makes me go schnoozie
i went to the shed with the toolerooskies
and built a rocket ship
out of wood scr-ps and sheet metal strips
the finishing touch, a steering wheel
soon i will travel through the atmosphere
peace out earth, see you later
i turned on the supersonic atmos-faders and
boom, traveling through sp-ce
i floated in suspension for a bunch of days
i p-ssed a bunch of comets and meteors
i floated in suspension for a bunch of years
then i saw a tiny planet, the perfect place for me to crash land at
i hopped out of the ship and saw a trillion naked girls
all finger-banging each other in this crazy world called
[chorus]
planet lesbodian
the planet filled with lesbians, it’s
planet lesbodian
the planet that has only lesbians
[verse 2]
b00bs and nipples, boosky ripples
booty snacks and t-tty freckles
low-cut shirts and no-sleeve skirts
boosky slabs and dirty squirts
it’s out of control
i’ve already fingered ten girls in the b-tt-hole
they moaned with unworldly pleasures
her name was heather, the one in leather
she’s friends with becky, naked on the jet-skis
i’m the only guy here, so i’m always getting head cheese
i called stephanie, slob me up definitely
she had been pursuing me relentlessly
then wanda got it hot like a sauna
she thought my wiener was a harmonica
then her friend abigail came in the room
i’m not leaving this room till the afternoon, on
[chorus]
[verse 3]
her name was vicky, her boosky slabs were sticky
friends with margaret, who took off her garments
and called up kate, who really liked to m-st-rbate
while tracy taped it, face it, i’m wasted
i took a snooze and woke up to good news
girls with no shoes hopping on me like kangaroos
in a nonstop orgaristic super hump fest
with slurping sounds and sticky messes
oh shnapz, we need paper towels stat
planet lesbodian is going down like that
cruising around in a bicycle
i saw a bunch of ladies eating popsicles
they’ll freeze their topsicles to get a slurpee of the sweet taste
and throw my cd into outer sp-ce
i represent earth cause that’s where i’m from
but my favorite planet is planet lesbodian
[chorus]

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