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raptors - mc pussy's cat-astrophe lyrics

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(greasy c)

they call me mc p-ssy
‘cuz i p–p in a box
then i wander around the house
and chew on your socks

so what if i’m a p-ssy?
i’m no nancy
i’m a model b-tch
i’m on the cover of cat fancy

i sniff out rats and paw ’em to death
then abandon their corpse on your bl–dy doorstep

i’m the cat’s meow
and i’m feline good
got nine full lives
of getting cozy in the ‘hood

so rub my stomach
or rmp
i’m the prettiest kitty
y’all want to pet me

(reprehensible beats)

i’m the lyrical catastrophe
i feel only apathy
my encounters with women
are considered b-ast!-lity
it’s no abnormality
it’s only reality
my rhymes are so grimy
that i got 30 cavities
i don’t fear gravity
‘cuz i land on my feet
i’ve been rapping since you’ve been sucking on a t–t

meow, meow

(mc p-ssy)

p-ssy p-ssy p-ssy
p-p-p-ssy
p-ssy p-ssy p-ssy in the house
p-ssy p-ssy p-ssy in the house

(greasy c)

p-ssy p-ssy eating all the mouse

(mc p-ssy)

they call me bobcat
and i’m f-cking up your food chain
f-ck meat, eat cheese and a sh-t-ton of whole grain
never trim my whiskers like my cat teddy mils
they’re my sixth sense that help me bring in the k!ll
i’m the type of cat who loves to pull triggers
f-ck mice, i’ll k!ll them just like i did fingers
i drink more milk than a newborn calf
and my d-ck gets bigger than the neck of a giraffe

(gorgeous steve)

this p-ssy’s so d-mn fly
making other p-ssies yearn
got barbs on my c-ck
givin’ p-ssy felines worms

they said i got 9 lives
this p-ssy begs to differ
not sure whether tuna, or chicken & liver

after you f-ck with me
you’ll need f-cking medication
solitary brother to escape forcible castration

spend all godd-mned day
plotting your demise
i sure hope these mice
don’t go to my thighs

wanna make me purr?
give me some godd-mned yarn
all my ‘hood brothers
straight out of the barn

scars on my tongue from l!cking my own c-ck
i’m that house trained p-ssy that’ll sh-t in all your socks



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