reba mcentire - you can't get a man with a gun lyrics
oh my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say
that’s why i’m such a wonderful shot
i’d be out in the cactus and i’d practice all day
and now tell me, what have i got
i’m quick on the trigger
with targets not much bigger than a pinpoint
i’m number one
but my score with a feller
is lower than a cellar
no you can’t get a man with a gun
when i’m with a pistol
i sparkle like a crystal
yes i shine like the morning sun
but i lose all my l-ster when with a crumple buster
oh, you can’t get a man with a gun
with a gun! with a gun!
no you can’t get a man with a gun
if i went to battle with someone’s herd of cattle
you’d have steak when the job was done
but if i shot the herder
they’d holler bl–dy murder!
and you can’t get a hug from a mug with a slug
oh, you can’t get a man with a gun
i’m cool, brave and darin’
to see a line a-blarin’ when i’m out with my r-mm-ng tongue
but a look from a mister
will raise a fever blister
oh, you can’t get a man with a gun
the gals with umbrellers
are always out with fellers
in the rain or the blazing sun
but a man never traffles with gals who carry rifles
oh, you can’t get a man with a gun
with a gun! with a gun!
no you can’t get a man with a gun
a tom, d-ck, or harry
will build a house for carrie when the preacher has made ’em one
but he can’t build ya houses with buckshot in his trousers
and you can’t shoot a man in the tail like a quaile
oh, you can’t get a man with a gun
a man’s love is mighty
he’ll even buy a nighty for a gal who he thinks is fun
but they don’t by pajamas for pistol-packin’ mamas!
oh, a man may be hot, but he’s not
when he’s shot!
oh you can’t get a man with a gun!
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