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rebecca levy - 2/10 would not reccomend lyrics

[verse 1]
he said:
“oh hey do you wanna still be friends?”
i said:
“whoa, hold up there, cowboy that depends”
a friendship is based on mutual respect and trust
and on that rule i’ve just a few things
that need to be discussed
i said:
i’ve got a few hints and tips and tricks
so listen + i’ll give them to you on one small condition
that’s if you pay attention
consider this your intervention
i’ve told you before
i’ll tell you once more
so please save all your questions
(please save your questions til the
end ladies and gentleman, thank you)

[pre+chorus]
this is how to keep your girlfriend 101
don’t cheat, don’t lie
then make her feel like
she’s done something wrong
and taking her to dinner wouldn’t hurt
but don’t start conversations you think she won’t get
so you feel smart
look, isn’t this what friends are for?
or i could be your enemy
let’s see which you like more
[chorus]
no, if i’d had to rate you
for all the future girls that date you
i’d give you two out of ten
oh no, i would not recommend (oho)

[verse 2]
he said
“thank you for my personal attack!”
i said
“oh no honey that ain’t even half”
you don’t wanna miss this comprehensive list of do’s and don’t’s
so run on down to paper chase
you’re gonna wanna take some notes
so you see a girl and you don’t know how to reach her?
well, welcome to the classroom i’m your teacher
lesson 1: don’t be an ass
it’s as simple as that!
i’m gonna say it louder for the people in the back

[pre+chorus]
this is how to keep your girlfriend lesson two
don’t play games like you’re not into her
you know she’s into you
and maybe you could kiss her once or twice
and when you say you love her maybe
look her in the eyes
you need to get yourself on par
cause i don’t see how anybody could
love you as you are
[chorus]
no, if i had to rate you
for all the future girls that date you
i’d give you two out of ten
oh no, i would not recommend

[bridge]
but if you could take onboard my criticisms
baby, you could be top of the class
although it’s true there ain’t no price for
most improved
and i’d be a liar
to grade you higher
for just sitting on your ass
the only way you could ever get a ten out of ten
is like, if it was on a scale of one to not again
like never again

[pre+chorus]
how to keep your girlfriend lesson three
don’t do stupid things including
introducing her to me
cause i can tell her what she should expect
and that’s bad dates with little romance
and, disappointing s+x
ooooops, did i just cross your line?
well i don’t care
’cause “life’s not fair”
that’s what you said when you crossed mine
[chorus]
no, if i had to rate you
for all the future girls that date you
i’d give you two out of ten
two out of ten
two out of ten
oh no i would not recommend

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