recd - baking the wondertart with lyrics lyrics
[mugman, chef saltbaker, , ]
ahoy hoy, saltbaker! we gotcha the last ingredient! golly, that dogfight was plane crazy!
oh, thank you… my loyal saps!
you’ve brought all the ingredients i asked for! just one more left ’til i rock the astral plane… a living soul!
don’t blow your wig, cuphead! we’ll pound this palooka to the ground like we always do!
oh, how adorable! more lambs to the slaughter! unfortunately, i don’t need you to be part of this delicious last course. but if you insist on wrecking my recipe, i’ll use your heads as serving dishes! now let’s get cooking! aaha hahahahahahahahaha!
[saltbaker, (sung)]
baking the wondertart is such a simple task
i’ll make a foе of liquored dough to make this fight your last!
a sugar cube brеaks down into a hundred tiny bits
and floats about just seeking out an ugly mug to chip…
these desert limes slice up just fine!
go forth and give them the slip!
baking the wondertart takes sk!ll beyond compare!
that dough was the yeast of your problems, but your troubles won’t end there…
gnome berries tumble through the air
the tart’s nearly prepared!
(spoken)
not a fan of me, i gather? don’t worry, i’ll grow on you! (snaps fingers)
aah ha ha heee!
(sung)
think fast!
i’ve got you in my grasp!
what fun! what glee!
don’t you agree?
jumpin’ around like jumpin’ beans
i’ll season you until you scream
this pleasure island hosts such joys
but you’ll never come back as boys!
the perfect touch for a hi+class recipe!
eee hee hee!
whisk the dough, it binds at a rapid pace
pay no attention to its broken, crying face
pesky porcelain packin’ heat
can’t stop me from shakin’ it to the beat!
berry much to do, sugar joins the bowl, add a couple limes and a cuppa cuphead’s cryin’ soul!
bake for an hour and whaddya got?
a wondertart that hits the spot!
you wanna try it? oh, too bad!
this is the best chance i’ve ever had
to leave my life of servitude
and knead the astral plane into
the dough of all reality
and bake a world controlled by me!
know you place, dishes…
do not go against my wishes!
hold on, this isn’t right!
you haven’t perished from the fight?
it’s all you pepper shakers’ fault
stop hitting me! this is a+salt!
i’m cracking up but there’s no laffs to be found!
grrr…
your little brawl will die out quick
when pineapple mint leaves join the mix
now perish to my peppercorns
don’t make me mad, you’ll be forlorn…
you won’t like me when i’m finely ground!
(saltbaker’s bakery breaks)
[saltbaker, (spoken)]
aaaaugh…
raaaaaaaaaaaauuuggh!!!!!
haaaa ha ha ha ha haaa!!!
you dining room dunces thought you could defeat me? you’re in my world now!
(sung)
baking is a job for one but it takes two to make a tango
unless you are me
then it’s quite easy!
this scr+p’s just begun! i’ll make your head spin and slice you like mangoes!
sink into the salt
locked inside my vault!
tilt and tumble
you will fumble
dodging poorly, you’ll be sorry
inkwell will forget your story
that salt shaker held saltbaker
but this tomb had far less room
than this isle i’ll consume!
powers increased, true strength released
best make your peace
you’re nearing your final feast!
baking the wondertart, is such a simple task…
it’s not enough to make the stuff… i’ll eat it, at long last!
the flavor of the suffering, the anguish and the tears
will be my pay for the awful way i was treated all these years!
make me cakes, say, baker man!
make a doughnut if you can!
make me french bread, i don’t care
if it’s night+time, just get out there!
no rest no peace, you can’t slow down!
share your labor with the town!
won’t be pushed around!
i have toiled, but this island’s spoiled;
my fury boils!
they will know the way it feels to be treated like a meal when they drown!
[saltbaker, mugman]
that’s awful… but is this really how you wanna solve it? there’s gotta be a better way!
oh, what a comedy!
think you’ll abide me?
you’ll be the first to be ground up inside me!
if i can be shred you up into a paste today
you are all st+rdy cups, they will be child’s play!
i’m sure the wondertart will be delicious!
you and miss chalice will make lovely dishes!
once i’ve torn you
i’ll reform you…
what are you tryin’ to pull?
go on, shoot every grain!
you’ll need a miracle to cause me any pain!
have it until you’re blue!
you don’t know where to start!
ain’t nothin’ you can do when you can’t find my heart!
is that a vacuum?
come on, folks, that’s cheatin’!
cease these attacks, i refuse to be beaten!
you think you’re smart?
you’ll get my heart…
this is the end! your fate lies at the bottom of my pillars of salt, shattered at saltbaker’s hands!
rest in pieces, mugman
you fell to my plan…
oh, put a sock on it, you pipe+organ palooka!
what?!
(knockout!)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
[saltbaker, mugman, ]
aw, phooey, you beat me fair and square. alright, you can have the tart once i finish baking it. here goes the last ingredient…
yeah! a hero’s reward!
(mistaking the wondertart)
you guys are no fun…
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