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recd - funny things lyrics

[caine, spoken]
smile, everybody!
great work today, superstars!
great group photo too
i’ll have it in the gallery by tomorrow
and this time, i’ll make sure it doesn’t peel
goodnight!

[jax, spoken]
well that sure was an underwater adventure
you wanna get somethin’ to eat, pomni?

[pomni, spoken]
so little air
muscles numbing
vision fading

[jax, spoken]
come on, get over it!

[pomni, spoken]
we drowned for six hours!
how are you okay after that?

[jax, spoken]
well, ya see
(sung)
as the year pass ya by
it seems worthless to try
and escape from this digital dream
so you start introspecting
reforming, reflecting
and that’s whеn you hit ’em with banana cream!
[jax]
just think of the funny things that could happеn to you
or anybody else in the entire crew!
pull a prank, make ’em fall
when their back’s to the wall
and you’ll stick with the only folks you can recall
like glue
and you’ll be laughin’ too!

[pomni, spoken]
but, that doesn’t solve anything
why would you cause more problems on purpose?

[jax, spoken]
sheesh. slow learner ain’tcha?
here, let me demonstrate
(sung)
just take ol’ dollface over there
her worries flyin’ high
but when she goes inside her room

[ragatha]
+screams+
a centipede, jax, why?

[jax]
ain’t it strange how bigger problems seem to disappear?
when you’ve come face+to+face with a relatively insignificant fear?
[pomni]
why would you wanna mix more bad stuff in the blend?
caine messes with us constantly
she might just need a friend

[jax]
kid, trust me, she’s had plenty
it just hurts more when they go
better to have a frenemy
to keep you on your toes!
so i’ll just drop a couple mousetraps on the floor
shock the kn+bs on all your doors
leave ya laughin’ ’til your sore
when there’s chaos in the air
who’s got time to sit and stare in vain?
the greatest pleasure is other people’s pain

just think of the funny things that could still happen yet
to funny characters we haven’t even met!
they could slip in the shower that rains itching powder
get squirted by flowers until they’re soakin’ wet
and you’ll laugh, i bet

[pomni, spoken]
so you’re pulling all these pranks to help people?
[jax, spoken]
i’m pullin’ all these pranks because they’re funny
but if it stops ’em from goin’ crazy too
i’m not complainin’!

[pomni]
kinger’s been too scared to leave his room since half+past ten

[jax]
but with a couple renovations

[kinger]
+screams+
a gameshow, not again!

[pomni]
sure is strange how triggering past trauma seems to grant

[jax]
that nervous wreck of a geezer
a super funny, much needed kick in the pants

[jax, spoken]
oh hey, look, it’s gangle!
(sung)
she looks like she’s havin’ fun

[gangle]
help me!

[pomni]
she’s all tangled up!
let’s fix her
oh no, what have we done?

[jax & pomni]
no doubt it’ll take all day to untangle that knot
but it’s somethin’ she can fix with all the time she’s got

[jax & pomni, both]
so let’s just spread a little mischief as a treat
whoopee cushions on the seat
prankin’ people ain’t too great a feat
just to make your day complete
but it’s kinda fun to cheat
we’re all gettin’ hurt for sure
better if the cure is within reach!
now you’re learnin’ what i teach!
oh god, i am!

[jax & pomni]
just think of the funny things that could happen to us!
so many chances for a minor betrayal of trust!

[pomni]
pie ’em right in the face!

[jax]
start a bumblebee chase!

[jax & pomni]
get their head stuck inside a big digital vase ’til noon
and you’ll be laughin’ soon!

[pomni, spoken]
wait, bees?
that sounds like it’ll hurt

[jax, spoken]
hurt nothin’!
a strong, tough, and terrific rabbit such as myself can take anything!
and so can all of you
(sung)
we may wind up in tatters
but that’s such a laughing matter
’cause caine resets our bodies all the time!

[pomni, spoken]
that’s right

[jax]
so stay sharp while you endure the brightly+colored purgatory

[jax & pomni]
the only thing he can’t fix is our minds!

[pomni & jax, both]
well then, let’s make a couple problems just for now
just remember, leavin’s not allowed
but i won’t give up my vow
so have fun and grab some chow
that i’ll leave this place somehow
since we’re stuck in here a while
helps to smile and put on an act!
and keep our minds intact!

[jax]
tap solo!

[pomni, spoken]
uh, what?

[jax, spoken]
it’s fun, try it!
hey, not bad!
together now!

[pomni, spoken]
this is so fun!
+whoopee cushion sound+
did you throw in that entire tap segment just to prank me?

[jax, spoken]
maybe
now, who haven’t we gotten yet?

[pomni, spoken]
uh, them?

[jax, spoken]
right!
we’ll ruin your life in just a moment, zooble!

[zooble, spoken]
you already have, just by existing

[jax, spoken]
so, bowling ball?

[pomni, spoken]
squirty flower?

[jax, spoken]
nuclear warhead?

[jax & pomni, spoken]
banana peel!

[jax, spoken]
ha, that always was your favorite, kaufm—
um

[pomni, spoken]
jax, you okay?

[jax, spoken]
uh, sure, kid
you’ve got this one

[pomni, spoken]
i won’t let you down!

[jax]
as the year pass ya by
it seems worthless to try
and escape from this digital hole
so you start introspecting
reforming, reflecting
’til ya make for yourself
a new digital role

think of the funny things that’ll happen to you
and everybody else in the entire crew
pull a prank, make ’em fall
when their back’s to the wall
and you’ll stick with the only folks you can recall
like glue
and you’ll be laughin’ too
you’ll be laughin’ too
you’ll be laughin’

[jax, spoken]
woah!
what the
heh, good one kaufy

[zooble, spoken]
pomni, what the fu—

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