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[miss delight, spoken]
good morning class!

[craftycorn, kickinchicken, bubba bubbaphant, pickypiggy, bobby bearhug, dogday & hoppy hopscotch, spoken]
good morning, miss delight!

[miss delight, spoken]
are you ready for a critter+riffic test day?

[dogday, spoken]
we sure are… except for catnap

[kickinchicken, spoken]
maybe he’s takin’ night classes

[miss delight, spoken]
don’t worry about catnap, children. let’s get started!

(sung)
you’re clever for your ages, but there’s more to be known
for there’s work and bills and wages outside your home sweet home
before i check what you have learned, we’ll hold a brief review
of some calculations you might havе to do

[craftycorn, kickinchicken, bubba bubbaphant, pickypiggy, bobby bearhug, dogday & hoppy hopscotch, spoken]
okay!
[miss delight]
what’s 2+2?

[dogday, spoken]
four bones to chew!

[miss delight]
good! 3+3?

[pickypiggy]
six grapes for mе!

[miss delight]
yep! 4+4?

[bobby bearhug]
seven critter i adore!
oh wait, forgot self+love
eight!

[miss delight]
that’s great!
now 5+5?

[hoppy hopscotch]
ten bikes to ride!
[miss delight]
nice! 6+6?

[kickinchicken]
one kickin’ chick!

[miss delight]
that’s not—

[bubba bubbaphant]
i remember that! it’s twelve!
and two sevens are fourteen, two eights sixteen, two nines eighteen, two tens twenty—

[kickinchicken]
we get it, you’re the smart one

[miss delight]
you’re all smart somehow!
now take the test and do your best
but don’t you fret one bit!
your teacher’s here to soothe your fears
and build up your wits!
you might not get it all correct
but children that’s okay!
a problem you can’t solve right now
you’ll learn to solve one day!
(spoken)
time’s up! please put your tests in the grader!

[craftycorn, spoken]
oh, i probably flunked…

[miss delight, spoken]
i’m sure you did all just fine!
oh no…

[catnap]
congrats, my friend!
a perfect score!
you’re really the cat’s meow!

[kickinchicken, spoken]
i am?

[catnap]
no doubt you’re capable of more
than this classroom allows

[miss delight, spoken]
hey!

[catnap]
there’s a program for smart kids like us to make us big and strong
you can ditch this class and grow up fast with me, just come along!

[kickinchicken, spoken]
wait… i can skip class?

[miss delight, spoken]
well, skip ahead like catnap did, but… are you sure you’re ready? you did just write “cool” over the right bubbles on the test

[kickinchicken, spoken]
and i aced it! i’m in catnap! what do i do first?

[catnap, spoken]
sleep

[kickinchicken, spoken]
all rieeeuuuggh…

[craftycorn, spoken]
aw, lucky…

[hoppy hopscotch, spoken]
miss delight, can i be big and strong, too?

[miss delight, spoken]
perhaps…

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
i can’t believe i missed a question!

[miss delight, spoken]
a 95 percent is still very good, bubba!

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
but it’s not good enough!

[miss delight, spoken]
let’s move on to literature, children

(sung)
now math is quite important, but it’s not all you’ll need
you won’t go very far if you cannot write and read
before i check what you have learned, we’ll hold a brief review
of some word formations you might have to brew!

[all]
okay!

[miss delight]
spell “run”

[bobby bearhug]
r+u+n

[miss delight]
got that one!
spell “hop”

[hoppy hopscotch]
h+o+p to the top!

[bubba bubbaphant]
hey miss?

[miss delight]
yes?

[bubba bubbaphant]
are these on the test?

[miss delight]
well, some are!

[critters]
then forget the rest!

[miss delight]
“discombobulate”?

[bubba bubbaphant]
d+i+s+c+o+m+b+o+b+u+l+a+y+t
(why is this on a test for first graders? it hardly seems appropriate for their curriculum)
did i get it?

[miss delight]
uh, it’s on the test, i can’t say…

[critters]
then why are you wasting our day?!

[miss delight]
excuse me?

[bubba bubbaphant]
we’ve got tests to take!

[critters]
we’ll take the tests and do our best
and get a perfect score
so we can pass this slow+lane class
and learn a lot more!

[miss delight]
now, you might not get it all correct
but children that’s okay!
what you don’t understand right now
you’ll understand one day!

(spoken)
okay, time’s up!

[dogday, spoken]
me first!

[pickypiggy, spoken]
no, me!

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
i gotta know if i remembered everything!

[hoppy hopscotch, spoken]
got it!

[miss delight, spoken]
now don’t feel bad if none of you got a hundred this time…
again?!

[catnap]
congrats, my friend!
a perfect score!
you’re really the cat’s meow!

[hoppy hopscotch, spoken]
hooray!

[catnap]
no doubt you’re capable of more
than this classroom allows

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
her?

[catnap]
there’s a program for smart kids like us to make us big and strong
rise above this class and grow up fast with me, just come along!

[hoppy hopscotch, spoken]
i can’t believe it! i just guessed half the answers!

[miss delight, spoken]
then clearly, hoppy dear, you know you’re not really—

[hoppy hopscotch, spoken]
a total g+nius! race you to the g+nius class, catnap!

[catnap, spoken]
i win

[miss delight, spoken]
well, children, this brings us to the last subject of the day… science

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
i only have one more chance for perfection?!

[miss delight, spoken]
there’s more important things than perfection, bubba!

[critters, spoken]
and we’ll never learn them without perfect scores!

[miss delight]
there’s lots of ways that science helps us pull off neat tricks

[dogday]
just hurry up and test us, i miss hoppy and kicks!

[miss delight]
before i check what you have learned, we’ll hold a brief review
of some facts that you might want the answer to

[critters, spoken]
finally!

[miss delight]
why does it rain?

[bobby bearhug]
a cloud’s in pain?

[miss delight]
that’s right!
how many bones in your body?

[dogday]
uh, ten?

[miss delight]
right again!
is pluto a planet?

[craftycorn]
yep!

[miss delight]
that’s not true

[bubba bubbaphant]
but i remember it’s a planet too!

[pickypiggy]
you’re lying to us!

[miss delight]
it’s for your own good
children need to learn at the pace they should

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
we need perfect scores, and i’m gonna get ’em for us no matter what it takes!

[miss delight, spoken]
now bubba dear, don’t do something you’ll regret…
oh heavens, chemical warfare
wait, this just smells like lemongrass

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
yoink!

[miss delight, spoken]
my answer book!

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
hurry up, guys!

(sung)
just take the test and write these answers
a, b, c, a, d

[miss delight, spoken]
stop that!

[bubba bubbaphant]
a, b, a, c, a, b, b, c, b
a, b, c, b, d

[miss delight, spoken]
you’re cheating!

[bubba bubbaphant]
you’re sure to get a perfect score
and leave the class today!
so drop ’em in the grader
and we’ll all be on our way!

[miss delight, spoken]
no… it’s too late…

[bubba bubbaphant, spoken]
here we go, critter crew!

[catnap]
congrats—

[critters, spoken]
just take us!

[catnap, spoken]
oh. very well…

[miss delight, spoken]
wait! don’t gas the whole room…

ugh… how long have i been out for?
huh?

[dogday]
hey, teach, it’s been forever…

[hoppy hopscotch]
sorry that you’re alone

[bobby bearhug]
we’re not that far away
in fact, we’re near home sweet home

[pickypiggy]
we learned a lot after we left

[craftycorn]
we learned so quickly, too…

[craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, pickypiggy, bobby bearhug, dogday & hoppy hopscotch]
we learned so much we wish we never knew…

[dogday]
we took the test and did our best!

[hoppy hopscotch]
we really showed our stuff…

[bobby bearhug]
for most, we passed! for some, alas…

[craftycorn]
our best was… not enough…

[bubba bubbaphant]
we messed up bad, grew up too fast
but it’ll be okay!

[craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, pickypiggy, bobby bearhug, dogday & hoppy hopscotch]
a problem we can’t solve right now…

[catnap]
we’ll learn to solve one day

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