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reeves and mortimer - these things you’ll find constantly irritate our minds lyrics

like a shrimp in a suitcase laying on a window ledge
like a pair of tartan slippers and they’re underneath a hedge
like a scout master at daybreak putting peanuts in his glove
like a specially formed ice arch for climbing over doves
like a sardine in a hair net and he’s staring at a priest
these things you’ll find constantly irritate our minds

like a sugar unicycle that’s being ridden by a fork
like a batten berg owned by jesus that can miraculously talk
like a lemon pip with sideboards fighting a bearded crab
or bono in a b00b tube on the choir master’s lap
like a elaborate heating system apparently in kent
these things you’ll find constantly irritate our minds
like a badger with an afro throwing sparklers at the pope
like a family of foxes and they’re glowering at some soap
like a lump of n+z+ nougat walking down an avenue
like a tudor vacuum cleaner saying “how do you do?”
like a kestrel having s+x above a television set
these things you’ll find constantly irritate our minds

- reeves and mortimer lyrics

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