rehab - interlude (half-time) lyrics
chuck janke (brooks buford): well, it’s been a h-ll of a game thus far, wink
wink d-nkerson (danny boone): yeah, it sure has chuck. you know, brooks buford was a three-time white chip all-american at alberta baptist technical school for the blind
cj: hmmm. wow!
wd: he’s like a nine-d-cked weasel
cj: you know, also, danny boone, he got drafted straight outta motherf-ck u
wd: huh?
cj: they said he majored in kickin’ -ss
wd: yeah! i heard he made the fiend’s list!
(laughter)
cj: gosh darn it, wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don’t ‘cha? well, for the halftime show we have a group called rehab
wd: ahhh!
cj: apparently, they’re gonna perform with the dixie demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named “k!ller” something or another or something
wd: jumpin’ jehosephat! where does the school find these -ssh0l-s?
cj: who knows, wink, probably a used condom!
(laughter)
wd: well, here they go kids! let’s have a listen!
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