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reks - stereotypes lyrics

you know i always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
so i wrote a song about it
and it goes a little something like this

check it out now
i love those fat americans
you know they so obnoxious
they always eating burgers
they always holding shotguns
and i love mexicans
the way they mow my lawn
they all got a 100 kids ’cause they don’t know how to put a condom on
uh huh
’cause that’s the way they roll
ya gotta go big like an israeli nose
if you ever buy a pint for an irish guy
and they’re out of control like a chinese driver

i love the middle east, but how do they handle
rockin’ burkas while they’re riding camels
i love jamaicans. yeah, they cool, but they’re always high, so don’t let them fool ya
ya mon
and i love them puerto ricans
even though they wash their ass about once a week and
i’m just joking
if you didn’t know then
you’re a little slow and you’re probably from poland
i think i love you more than the
j+panese love tentacle p+rn
and we should dance dance dance d+d+dance to these stereotypes
let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an indian girl
and we should dance dance dance d+d+dance to these stereotypes

aw yeah! let me hear you yell
if you love the outback redneck australians
and the crooked ass t++th of an english dude
and those creepy italians who think they’re smooth
mamma mia!
and how could anyone hate the french
yeah, i know their hairy women don’t shave their pits
brazilian girls is what you want
walking around town with that ba+dunk+a+dunk

i love africans, but hold up a second
national geographic says they’re all b+tt+nekkid
br++sts hanging low. what have they done with their clothes?
they’ve disappeared like coke up a colombian’s nose
uh oh! you’re all on my checklist
even russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast
they’re stereotypes, and if you believe them
then your brain is small like a korean p+n+s

i think i love you more than the
j+panese love tentacle p+rn
and we should dance dance dance d+d+dance to these stereotypes
let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an indian girl
and we should dance dance dance d+d+dance to these stereotypes
all together now!
i love scotsmen, though they hump sheep
i love scotsmen, though they hump sheep
i love scotsmen, though they hump sheep
i love scotsmen, though they hump sheep
they hump sheep
they hump sheep
they hump sheep
i think i love you more than the
j+panese love tentacle p+rn
and we should dance dance dance d+d+dance to these stereotypes
let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an indian girl
and we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes

yeah. i’m just playing, you know i love you guys
but seriously, don’t hump any sheep

- reks lyrics

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