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ren – living room poetry lyrics

[intro]
living room, living room
living room, living room
living room, living room

[verse]
this is living room poetry
more stirring than silver sterling spoons in my ready+made cuppa tea
so let me give you my pg tips: splash of milk, two sugars and (satisfied sigh) that’s perfect
let me be visual, more originality in my mind than the word that’s original
so far haven’t made it off the sofa, so far so good, huh
ever wonder if you should do something more productive and good?
nah, pass me the remote control
stephen attenborough documentaries, that’s how i roll

[chorus]
oh how this boredom has got to me
sittin’ by myself singing living room poetry
see the world through a tv screen
i learned how to live with the help of the bbc
and goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good
chillin’ in my slippers watching die hard 3
sittin’ by myself singing living room poetry

[verse]
chewing on a packet of cheetos mixed with some salsa and spicy doritos
billy went and spilled it on the floor, that’s cool
they’re still good to eat, (why?) the three+second rule, fool
one, here comes to the two to the three to the after eight
i’ve eaten 20 already and i’m quite the state, but i just keep eating
ren and ben & jerry, ren, ben, jerry; let’s have a threesome
and i know this sounds crazy, but get inside me ben, jerry let’s make a food baby
now my tummy’s it is feelin’ kinda fruity when my xbox 360 calls me to duty
but i’m bashing like a madman ’cause i can
tomb raider you would make me a married man
but i got to stop playing, it’s dumb
i’ve played so much halo i’ve got arthritis in my thumbs
[chorus]
oh how this boredom has got to me
sittin’ by myself singing living room poetry
see the world through a tv screen
i learned how to live with the help of the bbc
and goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good
chillin’ in my slippers watching die hard 3
sitting by myself singing living room poetry

[bridge]
people learn their values from dumb shows and cr+p tv
that’s why it’s cool to get a vajazzle and catch an std
and people watch reality shows but ignore reality
if you want to watch “made in chelsea,” please could you leave?
i’m talking get a bit of something on that doesn’t make me wanna lose the will to simply wanna keep breathing please
and slap a bit of “family guy” or “how i met your mother” ’cause i love the way they make me laugh, hee+hee+hee
films about a samurai or movies about normal guys who find themselves with super powers (iron man)
star wars movies 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, watch for hours
brrrruh

[verse]
so i guess i gotta wrap it up
(living room poetry that song sucks)
so what, i got time to k!ll
i made a tower out of moats while i’m watching “k!ll bill” (ill)
yeah, i’m off the hook; sometimes i eat my shreddies out the box, look
i’m a bad boy, brains like einstein, record films on sky+ after my bedtime
and then i watch them in the morning
dirty dancing, it was pretty boring
not enough dirty, too much dancing
but patrick swayze was quite good, i quite like him
anyway i’ve got to go now, see ya later alligator, soft potato
now i’m just saying random words
bicycle, pigeon
living room poetry, that’s how we living
[outro + chorus]
oh how this boredom has got to me
sittin’ by myself singing living room poetry
see the world through a tv screen
learnt how to live with the help of the bbc
and goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good
chillin’ in my slippers watching die hard 3
sitting by myself and i’m sittin’ by myself
and i’m sittin’ by myself and it’s got to me
sittin’ by myself singin’ living room poetry
see the world through a tv screen
i learned how to live through the help of the bbc
and goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good
chillin’ in my slippers watching die hard 3
sittin’ by myself singin’ living room poetry

- ren lyrics

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