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respite - tom cruise lyrics

broski!
yo, what’s up?
so, i was scrolling through facebook the other day, you know like all the old people do (uh huh)
and i was thinking about how i haven’t seen tom cruise in the news much lately
man, who cares about tom cruise anymore?
uh, your mom
she probably does, but like, wasn’t he a scientologist or something?

oh my god, he is! have you heard about the crazy process they have to go through?
the amount of money they have to spend just to progress a stinking level?
what the h+ll is a level?
dude! they havе to pay money to go through these diffеrent levels and at the end they have to go through all of these stupid metal doors just to open a briefcase!
what’s in the briefcase?
it’s the secret to scientology dawg!
i don’t believe it
well, tom cruise does

i’m pretty sure he goes through all of that just to not be able to see his daughter
no, they don’t believe their kids are their own
that’s why he doesn’t acknowledge his daughter’s existence
plus, he’s always off filming movies
that’s like, really sad
yeah, but you wanna know what else is sad?
what?
the amount of mission impossible movies there are that n0body watches anymore
hah, i’ve never even seen a mission impossible movie
exactly, that’s why they’re irrelevant
i mean top gun was pretty glib though
which one?
uh, both of ’em
wait, what does “glib” mean again?
it means it sucked, i think?
well, i didn’t see it, so i wouldn’t know
dude how do people watch those movies and not notice those chompers?
oh man, the center tooth!
yeah, it’s so weird but like, that still didn’t really answer our question
and what was our question again?

is tom cruise still a scientologist?
is tom cruise still a scientologist?
is tom cruise still a scientologist?
is tom cruise still a scientologist?
is tom cruise still a scientologist?
is tom cruise still a scientologist?
is tom cruise still a scientologist?
is tom cruise still a scientologist?

aw man, i gotta go, i’ll see ya later

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