retard-o-bot - norris lyrics
chuck is a guy; does kung fu
gotta score dates at a tv show
take the base and
once he’s gone, kick you in the face
not the smartest martial artist
flying jets is way too hard
it’s chuck chuck chuck chuck chu- chu- chu- chu- chuuuuuuuuuck!
d-ck is a guy; got no price
and he’s gotta job (you ride, you ride)
he sells used cars
he can’t fly jets
no money down in a big cash-back
can’t take a deal when he’s behind the wheel
and a car he sells starts making a steal
d-ck d-ck d-ck d-ck di- di- di- d- diiiiiiick!
chuck norris cannot fly an f-14
d-ck norris cannot fly an f-15
neither one of them can fly a f–kin’ b-2 bomber!)
(holla!…)
chuck and d-ck are not related
chuck’s been in sports ill-strated
can’t hit a baseball though, so
kick you in the face with a kung fu blow
got a tv show (why’s he gotta get shot every episode?)
chuck chuck chuck chuck chu- chu- chu- chu- chuck!
chuck chuck chuck–chu- chu- chu- chu- chuck!
the eyes of the ranger are upon you
when you do, he’s gonna see
when you’re in texas, look behind you
cuz that’s where the ranger’s gonna be
d-ck is a guy; got no price
and he’s gotta job (you ride, you ride)
he sells used cars
he can’t fly jets
no money down in a big cash-back
can’t take a deal when he’s behind the wheel
and a car he sells starts making a steal
d-ck d-ck d-ck d-ck di- di- di- d- diiiiiiick!
d-ck norris cannot fly an apache copter
chuck norris cannot fly a b-2 bomber
neither one can fly an f-14 tomcat
an f-117
a stealth jet (fighter jet)
(fighter?)
(what?)
(plane!)
chuck norris
d-ck norris
(x4)
kung fu! (test drive!)
(x8)
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