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rev. nørb - seven toes lyrics

[spoken intro]

british host: and rounding out the evening’s festivities is a little number they call, “seven toes.” good evening!

[song begins]

i feel good, i suppose
when i see that girl who’s got them seven toes
she’s looking fine, she got that site
i came across it late last monday night
she’s the girl i gotta have
she’s the girl who drives that mav
she’s the girl who’s been in jail
i can’t read them legs in braille
she’s the girl i wanna hump
in orthopedic latex pump
she’s the girl of studded height
she’s the girl with seven toes, all right

all right
all right
all right

i don’t know how she got that way
i don’t know if she’s straight or g+y
or something maybe in between
her legs are long, she’s shaven clean
how can i meet this fetching lass?
how can i fetch this meatless ass?
does nature stop me out of spite?
i need that girl with seven toes, all right
all right
all right
all right

i need that girl in studded pink
i cl!cked upon her hyperlink
i sent her up a s’il vous plait
and then requested, if i may
a list reporting her demands
before she’s touched by human hands
what is my duty to incite
that lovely girl with seven toes?
all right

i was surprised when in my box
i found a letter from this fox
detailing all the ways and means
to get inside of her leather jeans
she told me, though i was not cute
inside a fuchsia latex suit
i’d be the man to spend the night
beside the girl with seven toes, all right

all right
all right
all right
she’s the girl i gotta do
she’s as bad as world war two
she’s the girl i gotta kiss
now i can’t wash my hands of this
she’s the girl i gotta spank
’cause even mutants gotta sk+nk
she’s the girl i gotta bite
she’s the girl with seven toes, all right

all right
all right
all right

on hearing this, off did i scoot
to buy my fuchsia latex suit
with zippers on my latex clothes
velcro for my eyes and nose
rubber pervert garb deluxe
i’ll drop a couple hundred bucks
if that is how i can delight
that crazy girl with seven toes, all right

all right
all right
all right
i then found out to my dismay
the rubber suits don’t come that way
they only come in black and red
this isn’t good, my love is dead
the jig is up, the point is moot
i got no fuchsia latex suit
and without same, i’ve no invite
to see that girl with seven toes, all right

all right
all right
all right
all right
all right

freak out!
freak out!
freak out!
freak out!
freak out!
freak f+ckin’ out!

[song ends]

[spoken]
rev. nørb: all right
unknown 1: are you done?
rev. nørb: yes i am
unknown 2: goodbye, nørb
rev. nørb: yeah, yeah

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