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reverend horton heat - beer holder lyrics

i was sitting in my easy chair
i was flipping between the game and the ultimate fight
i was setting my beer on this table
the kind that doubles as a lamp
and constantly reaching to pick it up
was giving me a cramp
so i set my beer in the crease below my chest
as if to give my beer a little nest
my beer holder’s great and now i’m blessed
cause it keeps working better than i could have ever guessed
my beer holder’s getting bigger everyday
it works better with each beer i put away
look at here dear, i can set my beer right here and it stays
my beer holder’s getting bigger everyday
it’s a win-win deal the way that things in life go down
how good it feels to know it’s true without a doubt
it won’t spill in my lap even if i take a nap
i’ve probably done it know about a thousand times
with only one or three little mishaps
now my wife doesn’t see the g*nius of my plan
how my holder holds a bottle, cup or can
i hope some day she won’t , won’t just roll her eyes
cause with every beer i drink my sweet beer holder’s gaining size
my beer holder’s getting bigger everyday
it works better with each beer i put away
look at here dear, i can set my beer right here and it stays
my beer holder’s getting bigger everyday
it’s a win-win deal the way that things in life go down
how good it feels
how my beer holder’s getting bigger everyday

- reverend horton heat lyrics

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