rexcliffetransit - the transperth song lyrics
airport central is the newest station, opened last year part of the airport line
alkimos is a planned new station part of the yanchep extension
armadale is a sh+t place, you don’t wanna end up there real late
ashfield is a boring hut station [pause]
aubin grove is the second newest one, opened in 2017
bassendean is the first proper bus transfer on the midland line
bayswater is the new junction for the ellеnbrook & airport lines
beckenham is skippеd by th+rnlie trains, despite the fact it comes before
bull creek has no creek, that naming choice was…really dumb
burswood is not really cool, unless you’re going to crown
butler, the current terminus, of the joondalup line (not for long)
canning bridge is a confusing mess, segmented on the canning hwy
[short break]
cannington, alight here for services to curtin university
carlisle’s in denial of high passenger patronage
challis is another boring station
and so is city west
claisebrook, easy transfers to the midland & armadale lines
claremont, a vintage looking station, needs accessibility ramps!
clarkson, the previous terminus of the j line until 2014
c+ckburn central, with it’s funny name, confuses a lot of tourists
cottesloe, is great for the beach, you get a nice view, with sand on your feet
currambine is really sad…it has no bus services!
daglish is the only station here, that starts with the letter d
east guildford, is the east of guildford obviously
east perth, is home of the prospector and transwa services
edgewater’s not on the edge of water! it’s in the middle of a freeway
hah
eglinton is planned
and elizabeth quay was previously esplanade, they changed the name it was really costly!
oh yeah
ellenbrook is getting a station but it won’t be anytime real soon
fremantle is the best station according to most people
glendalough, the only j line station to be above the bus interchange
gosnells, is getting a movie filmed soon
grant street, another dumb station with street in its name, i count 3
greenwood, no one likes it, it really sucks
guildford’s the 1st last station of the midland line
high wycombe, improving connections with kalamunda and its region
joondalup, is my local station the namesake of it’s line
karnup, will finally bridge the 21 km long gap
karrakatta’s next to the cemetery, so if anyone dies. you know where to put them…
(inside)
kelmscott, a wide station with buses in the middle of the tracks! i honestly think it should’ve been controlled
welcome to part 2 of the transperth rap, well it’s not really a rap now
we switched the tune to reggaeton
uh.. huh..
kenwick is a really stupid station, it has staggered platforms like why? that’s inconvenient!
uh huh
lakelands, is opening this year i hope they don’t delay it
and leederville has the green cat, you can get to eq
loch street, is too close to karrakatta, it really isn’t needed, could someone justify its use?
uh huh
now time for the m crew
maddington,
malaga
mandurah
maylands
uh huh
mciver
meltham
midland
morley
mosman park
uh huh
mount lawley
and murdoch
those stations start with m, and that’s a lot so now time for letter n
uh huh
nicholson road is part of the th+rnlie+c+ckburn link
noranda comes before malaga on the
morley+ellenbrook line
and north fremantle has a glorious coastal view
and oats street sounds kinda like a drug if you swap the 2 words[?]
(street oats)
[the 3 stations all called perth, though serving different purposes?]
[2 serve the city, ones underground and the other serves a stadium, sponsored by optus?]
and now we move on to the rest of the song, which has just some small stations
uh uh
queens park
ranford road
redcliffe
rockingham
seaforth
shenton park
sherwood
stirling, stirling’s getting upgraded with a new bus interchange+ bridge. it will relieve pressure off cedric street[?]
subiaco was where i was born
success hill was unsuccessful
and there’s swanbourne which is cool
th+rnlie is just a small spur off the line
[victoria park is located faraway from the transfer station?]
[victoria street is nowhere in relation?]
warnbro and mandurah are far apart
and warwick is pretty cool
wellard & welshpool, welshpool is closing down..r.i.p
west leederville & whiteman park &
whitfords, the best controlled station
and then there’s
woodbridge and yanchep
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