reyisblu3 - blockphoria lyrics
[part i]
[intro]
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blockphoria
[verse]
that diamond armor gettin’ neutralized, can only mine in silence
the famous mob that we once knew is lookin’ terrified
overpower ’em, you movin’ just like you a villager
heavy mats and it’s feelin’ distasteful
why blow me up? i got h+lla diamonds
i could even equip my table
fabricatin’ fear from the player base ’cause you blowin’ up steve and alex
it’s a pathetic passive+aggressive glitch, i can smell the gunpowdеr now
you not a real mob, you a glitched fraud with the hopеs of bein’ accepted
now the enderman stands out, but had never been notch’s intention
i make bases that petrify ’em, you make noises that pacify ’em
i can dig deeper in that mine, but spare you this time, that’s random acts of kindness
know you a griefin’ incinerator and a one+hit k!ller, too
but don’t hiss when you near me, and i won’t pull out my tool
[part ii]
[intro]
shoo, shoo, shoo
shoo, shoo, shoo
grief, grief, grief, grief, grief
[verse 1]
yeah, i’m out the way, hard mode, okay
and the powered+up rail is on, okay
i ain’t thinkin’ ’bout no creeper
you better think before you blow up, ‘kay
got a enderman and a zombie all in my base, sun is low, okay
minecart, ’bouta hiss even mo’ at the sight of my sword, okay
every mob wanna be creepin’ ’till they get clipped by my bow, okay
and i might mine an ore a day, once a lame, always a lame
oh, you thought ’cause they kept yo’ ass in the game that it would go away?
have you ever played ‘have you ever?’ okay, creeper, let’s play
have you ever went down to a mobsp+wn forgot your torch, okay?
have you ever played five+hunnid hours, like on your mansion base?
well i have, and i failed at both, but i came out straight
i hate when a creeper come out at dusk, then homie get gutted
he turned into dust, then resp+wn back to pray at my base
i k!ll him with swords, he a glitch, he a bug
his dad the creator, he tryna be junior, they must’ve forgot the players they bombed
the hissing must run in his family, but let it get snakey
i’ll up that notch, the very first time i built me a base
mojang had told me to build it this way
i didn’t stack high enough, today i’ll show you i learned from those mistakes
somebody had told me that you wanted peace, on ‘brine, i’m ready to k!ll ’em today
i’d rather do that than let this annoying ass bug take this game to its grave
cutthroat business, you lookin’ real skinny
i’ll feed you a cake, i built a stone base, you won’t blow me up no mo’, okay
it’s three mobs left, and two of ’em actually ‘sposed to be in this game
i love ’em to death, and in eight bars, i’ll explain that phrase, huh
there’s nuthin’ n0body could tell me, huh
i ain’t wanna play on no celly, huh
you know i got java edition, huh
there’s no bedrock you can sell me, huh
yeah, ‘z’ and endy know i’m a passive player, the sword is heavy, huh
i pray they my real friends, if not, i’m kewbblekop to jelly
i don’t like you bombin’ sh+t in the world, for ’em, i inherit the beef
yeah, f+ck all that “look at me!” let me see your code on screen
you better off fightin’ the ender dragon, you think about griefin’ me
she the final boss, i’m just a player, but hey, i’m playin’ steve
we ain’t gotta go hard mode, this is peaceful mode, you should keep it that way
i know some sh+t about creepers that make notch wanna look like he play
this ain’t been about logs, not about mobs, not about who can slay ’em
it’s always been about love and hate, now let me say i’m the biggest hater
i hate the way that you zoom, the way that you boom, i hate the way that you hiss
i hate the way that you creep up, if i catch you, it’s gon’ be direct
we hate the way that you f+ck our bases up, then we gotta rebuild wit’ ’em
and notice i said ‘we,’ it’s not just me, i’m what the players feelin’
how many more craters in the floor ’till you feel that we’ve had enough?
how many more updates ’till you finally feel that you’re mob enough?
i like playin’ wit’ the zombies, i don’t like playin’ with a bomb much
you gon’ make me have to bring back notch
let me see if ‘soft really crashed sum’, yeah, the first mob like the last one
got a purpose, you don’t have one
let the devs finally stomach that, then tell ’em how to make the craft fun
gold rail, it’s a fast one
bow, bow, bow, last one
swords out for the night, you better walk around with armor
[verse 2]
you f+cker
ay, mic’soft, who the f+ck you think you playin’ wit’?
“uninstall” my middle name, as soon as you delay that update, b+tch
feel like you allergic to the game sh+t, only you like bein’ famous
sony can’t get you no swag neither, i don’t give a f+ck ’bout who you hang with
i hate the way that you zoom, the way that you boom, i hate the way that you hiss
surprised that you ain’t removed from it yet, you know we got more sh+t to address
i even hate you when the game’s on peaceful, but that’s just me, i guess
some mobs just unworthy, you ain’t even gotta be sheep, i guess
i’mma love when your code is dead, then the game will be at its best
keep lettin’ me mine, waving my pick, and it won’t be no threat
i’m knowin’ they call you a mob, but where’s he at?
’cause i ain’t even seen him yet
matter fact, i ain’t even grief him yet, can i grief ’em? bet
when i see you stand next to other mobs, i believe i see one outlier
i believe you an accident, that’s really gotta hurt, you still pop off with ’em
let’s speak on percentage, show me what players be ragin’ at
i’ll double back wit’ you
you anger that gamer, then anger that gamer, then proceeded to anger that gamer
tryna blow up my chest that held my records
ho’ what, you ain’t like them records?
d+mn, i really did like them records, i’mma stab you in the back for the records
why would the endermen try and steal dirt from players, thinkin’ his life is wack?
that’s ho’ sh+t, he a passive mob, but i can see you don’t know nothin’ ’bout that
leavin’ me be, know nothin’ ’bout that
bein’ intended, know nothin’ ’bout that
havin’ a reason to bomb my base eight times a day, know nothin’ ’bout that
bein’ a mob that players will actually like, man you know nothin’ ’bout that
being the byproduct of the code of a pig, nah, you know nothin’ ’bout that
ain’t 1v2, it’s a 1v20, if i gotta stab the creeper that arrive wit’ you
yeah, bring ’em out too, i’ll bring out my tool
tell ’em that they better stay right wit’ you
am i battling pigs or a creeper? they be feelin’ like zombie pigmen
funny that mob look h+lla glitched out, but he was actually meant to look like that
i’mma stab creepers down in the mineshaft
yeah, baby zombies is pig riders
try and cover my base then you try to show face, but you can’t imitate real monsters
what i learned is players don’t wanna complain, but i’m fine with it, i’ll push the mine with it
pick a diamond ore one at a time with it, we could be on a matchmaking time difference
don’t walk neat the mansion, creeper
if you don’t listen to me, lil’ creeper
i’mma stab you in the head then, creeper
finally you will be dead then, creeper
i’ll be at minecon 2024 wit’ a sign says “we should ban all creepers!”
tell me you creepin’, fam
we can do this right now, i’mma stab you, creeper
ay, f+ck y’all creepers, i don’t trust y’all creepers
i left cl!ck once, and smack y’all creepers, like mmmm
iron farm burn y’all creepers, then grab gunpowder, n0body ever took my tool
whoever done coded like this in the game, you made a mistake, lemme school you
if creep in the game, i ain’t playin’ it further
psst, that’s somethin’ i want you to do
[outro]
oooh
we don’t wanna play wit’ no creepers no mo’
we don’t wanna play wit’ no creepers no mo’ (block)
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