rhett and link - song for when you want to say "i love you" but you can't lyrics
[intro: rhett and link]
hey, girl
you know we’ve been dating for a long time now
going on five whole weeks
now that’s commitment, baby
so we’ve prepared this very special song
for the very special ladies in our lives
listen up
[verse 1: link]
it was magic on our first date
at the food court in the mall (at the sbarro)
you still won’t let me meet your parents
but hey, that’s your call (you’re a strong, independent woman)
remember our first kiss
romantically lit
in the wal-mart parking lot (always low prices)
and then what did we do?
we got matching tattoos
of our high school mascot (the charging chipmunks)
now i’m ready to say
[hook: link]
i lost my shoe in the park
it was a flip-flop, have you seen it?
i lotioned my skin with hotel shampoo
it was an accident
[verse 2: rhett]
you nursed me back to health when i woke up
in mexico (he was missing a kidney)
and i drove you to the hospital
when you fell off the hoverboard
and broke both elbows (all two of ’em)
you shave my hairy back
pop the pimples i can’t reach
and you went with me to get my dog spayed (helping control the pet population)
i think it’s time to lock this down
open my heart and finally say
[hook: rhett]
i long-jump on the weekends
i’m in a league, you should come watch
i lowered my car insurance
by fifteen percent when i switched to geico (not a sponsor)
[bridge: rhett and link]
those three little words
they’re so hard to say
and even though i can’t say ’em
i want you to think i’m saying ’em anyway
i’ll make you happy
if you just do this
just put in on mute (mute it up)
and read my lips
[outro: rhett and link]
olive juice
elephant poo
all the shoes
on the news
i love booze
alligator food
island view
vacuum
pile of poo
dried-up glue
buy a zoo
crawl and spew
cows like moo
find blues clues
i l1ck boots
is that you?
all birds flew
eyes like puce
owls can hoot
barbecue
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