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[verse 2: bart]
beatrice has been compromised
(beatrice is my couch, i named her that…)
now it’s red
though it once was white
(i have chronic nosebleeds.)
how in the world
would one get rid of this?
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think
craigslist!

[bridge: rhett and link, bart]
i’m posting an ad
we’re replying to an ad
on craigslist!
it looks like a real red couch!
look at this real red couch
on craigslist!

[verse 3: (link) and bart]
(we gotta snag this couch, man
i’m gonna call him)
boop, boop, boop, boop
beedee boop boop boop
boop

riiiing, riiiing, riii –
h-llo…
(uh, h-llo, um, i’m calling)
you calling about a couch?
(yeah, i am…)
i knew it, i could smell you from here
(uh, okay well um, i just – i’m interested in it)
just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by
i’m here waiting for you, boys
you can’t see me, can you?
(no)
okay good, keep it that way until you get here
(come right now?)
you better get here real quick
i gotta bathe my mother
goodbye

[chorus: rhett and link]
we’re buying a sofa
yeah that’s what we’re gonna do
but i’m pretty sure we’re buying it
from a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude

[verse 4: rhett, (link) and bart]
(here we are, we’re at the front door
should i knock or should i ring the -)
ring the doorbell
(okay…
ding dong
ding dong
ding dong ding dong)

hey, hey phillip
(uh, i’m not phillip)
you smell different when you’re awake…
you got a real nice forehead…
(thanks… i mean, i usually cover it up, but)
well let me ask you a question
i lost my tangerine potato smoothie
can i check y’all’s hairs for it?

[chorus: rhett and link]
we’re not buying a sofa
that’s not what we’re gonna do
cause he’s most definitely
the most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!

[outro]
(let’s get out of here…)
dolphins are the best food

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