rhett link - my favorite pillow lyrics
do, do you remember back in middle school;
when my trunks fell down at the pool.
everyone laughed, except for you;
you just let me hold you in my bedroom.
our freshmen year, when julie mcknight;
dumped me because of my overbite.
i cried all night all over you;
you didn’t seem to mind my tears or my drool.
i could always hold you tight.
(my favorite pillow)
so soft, so cool on your other side.
(my favorite pillow)
in my eyes, you’ve been nothing but cl-ssy;
but everybody’s saying you’re nasty.
full of fungus, it can’t be true;
laden with bacteria. (no, not you)
but the thing that really did me in;
i learned your full of dust mite excrement.
and those dead skin cells may be mine;
but knowing what’s in you, i can’t sleep at night.
we’ve been through both thick and thin.
(because you’re a pillow)
it’s hard to say this is the end.
(my favorite pillow)
it’s not me, it’s definitely you.
(i’ll get a new pillow)
you’re a body fluid sponge, and we’re through.
(i’m getting a new you)
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