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ricardo & chocolate boogie - do it ricardo (roxanne's man) lyrics

[intro]
hold up, wait a minute, everybody pause. my name is is ricardo from charm city with my dj, disco b from new york city, bronx. the youngest brothers to ever rock the house, and i wanna know who wrote the record about my girl roxanne?
(they did!)
well i’ll tell you what. since i’m back, and back to stay, my dj and i are gonna cut a beat like this

[verse 1]
++knocking on door++
yo kangol
(yeah, what’s up man?)
i’m roxanne guy and i’m awfully mad
i know you want my girl
(why do you say that?)
’cause when i was in the navy, you threw her some rap
things okay, and everything’s fine
’cause she told you to your face that she was mine
’cause i’m ricardo, the finеst baby maker
got more rhymes than mcdonald’s got potatoеs
from the front to back+back, to behind
well, all you see is roxanne grind
i’m not tryin’ to say your rap was wack
but i’m the only guy who can get her like that
you wanna know where you went wrong?
takin’ her to the beach, sing a slow song
you shoulda known that it wouldn’t have last
’cause sweet roxanne, i think she crashed
you wanna know how i got her like that
well listen up closely to this serious rap
it was a night in the bahamas when the moon was out
i kissed her on the neck and roxanne said ++moan++
i went a little further, down her spine
roxanne got hot and she started to grind
she said “i just love that spot”
then i got real funky, did my beatbox
++beatboxing++
(do it ricardo)
(do it ricardo)
(do it ricardo)
(do it ricardo)

[verse 2]
yo kangol, i don’t think that you’re dense
but you tried to get my girl with no experience
you should know, she doesn’t need a guy like you
she needs a guy like me, who know what to do
and she takes to my bar, ’cause my bar the best
the chocolate+covered snickers roxanne loves to get
you know it’s fact and all of it is true
’cause she told you to your face that you wouldn’t do
my name is ricardo, in case you didn’t know
you didn’t seem to like me so you used to call me yo
you said something about larry, or was it uncle barry?
your 98 year+old uncle who think he is a fairy
or maybe grandma mary, but she is too much scary
they put her on display at the local library
what about aunt carrie, she died in february
and all she left her family was a bowl of frankenberry
i think you already know about your cousin sly barry
he robbed a cemetery, and hoped to find aunt carrie
but all he really found was the bones of scary harry
that was my dictionary, full of tricks and [?]
that was my last rhyme, so kangol don’t you worry
but did you know, after all that
educated rapper still considered me wack
that’s what i get for tryin’ to rock the spot
so bust this, my human beatbox
++beatboxing++
(do it ricardo)
(do it ricardo)
(do it ricardo)
(do it ricardo)

[verse 3]
so since i’m back, and back to stay
doctor ice, i’m not a doc, but i can operate
i did a major operation for a lady’s constipation
it took time and dedication and all my concentration
full of aggravation, all stimulation
she was in a state of shock so i added penetration
and when i finished, she did say
lordy mercy hallelujah, i’m alive today
i’m not tryin’ to brag or boast
but i made the lady think that she loved me most
‘fore i forget what i just heard
let me rip the file of the educated nerd
now if he’s so educated and got a degree
then why was he in line gettin’ welfare cheese?
he said:
bpp+bpp, ah, bpp+bpp+bpp, yum+yum, bpp+bpp, ah, welfare cheese
ah, ah, ah, my mama love it
ah, cheese, ah, my mama love it
ah, ah, ah
[verse 4]
so before i go and get ready to leave
i’d like to rip the file of the girl they call sparky d
i don’t know where she come from and where she roam
but i wish go and take her little fat ass home
so sparky d in case you thought the record was through
my dj’s gonna cut a beat while i joan on you
you know things that you said weren’t really nice
so what your eyes are green and your hair is nice
i mean, you’re okay, pretty and all
but you could tumble down a step and still wouldn’t fall
you see, i’m not tryin’ to say that you can’t rock
eating’ four or five hams and nine porkchops
i mean, you come into the city, s+xy and clean
but compared to roxanne you a dragon queen
well, my time is up, roxanne’s man
and if you don’t believe that you can ask roxanne

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