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richard cheese - a medley this is lyrics

well, we’re so glad to be back here at chalman’s mos eisley sp-ceport cantina. i’d like to thank liveplanet for booking us tonight. tonight, we actually had a concert in alderaan, but it got cancelled. they didn’t tell us why. and last week, we had to play at this wedding in naboo. and the couple that got married, i got to be honest with you, they were annoying. they were really the worst. and the wedding party too, bunch of weirdos, so annoying. so meso really happy to be back. is there anyone . thanks for flying in for the show!
how many people came in a starship? bobby!

[starships]
starships were meant to fly
hands up and touch the sky
can’t stop cause we’re so high
let’s do this one more time

nicki minaj, what planet did she come from? i bet it has two moons! boom!

frank, no rimshot? i think my drummer’s got a bad motivator. frank, don’t make me deactivate your paycheck. -rimshot-

did anyone catch a ride in the millennium falcon? were you… ridin’ solo?

[ridin’ solo]
i’m putting on my shades
to cover up my eyes
i’m jumpin’ in my ride
i’m heading out tonight
i’m solo, i’m riding solo
i’m riding solo, i’m riding solo, sooloooo
i’m feeling like a star, you can’t stop my shine
i’m loving cloud nine, my head’s in the sky
i’m solo, i’m riding solo
i’m riding solo, i’m riding solo, sooloooo

you know who else is ridin’ solo? princess leia! -rimshot-
thank you, frank. that’s more like it

han solo is the best. by the way, is greedo here? hey, greedo! i think han is coming in later . make sure you shoot first. i’m serious, you’ll thank me later

bobby, let’s do another song about the millennium falcon! remember that timewhen they saw the death star?
[fly me to the moon ]
fly me to the moon …
that’s no moon, that’s a sp-ce station!

thank you, try the wamp rat!
anyway folks, it’s exciting to be on luke skywalker’s home planet of tattooine
there’s an interesting history to mos eisley sp-ceport. the was founded by two brothers, the eisley brothers. let’s do some isley brothers!

[that lady]
who’s that lady? who’s that lady?
s-xy lady, who’s that lady?

thank you! and speaking of s-xy ladies… hi! hi baby! you are a lady, right? it’s hard to tell it in here. listen, after the show, what’d say i come over and stabilize your rear deflector? -rimshot- maybe we could lock our s-foils in attack position? -rimshot- maybe you could polarize the negative access of my power coupling? -rimshot-
you know, i was wondering if you can keep up. the force, it’s got a lot of power. and it makes me feel like… woo!
[don’t stop ’til you get enough]
keep on with the force don’t
don’t stop ’til you get enough
keep on with the force don’t
don’t stop ’til you get enough

how about a big round of applause for the force, right? it surrounds us, it penetrates us. sounds like my wedding night. -rimshot- thanks, frank. impressive
and there is so much happening with the force, and the rebellion, and the republic, the first order, and the resistance… but for me, ladies and gentlemen, my resistance is love!

[resistance]
love is our resistance
they’ll keep us apart and they won’t to stop breaking us down

muse, ladies . but we’d better not get too political. give an equal time to the empire

have we had any sith lords landing? i heard darth vader just flew in from mustafar, and i heard that his arms are… severed. -rimshot- a lot of arm jokes, tonight. sorry

oh, did you hear that? darth, this one’s for you!

[on the dark side]
on the dark side, oh yeah
on the dark side, oh no!

- richard cheese lyrics

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